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  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Citing Krotz as a reliable source.

    See: delusional thinking.

    Post a pic of your fatass you faggot
  2. #22
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    So what are you going to latch onto if I do post a pic of myself that isn't fat and doesn't have scarecrow shoulders, stickbro?
  3. #23
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 So what are you going to latch onto if I do post a pic of myself that isn't fat and doesn't have scarecrow shoulders, stickbro?

    post your pic fatass
  4. #24
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Contacts aren't expensive even if you change them as often as they tell you to. I think I pay, like, $30-40 after shipping for a year supply?
  5. #25
    Just be a butt pirate and steel packages off porches. I got so many contacts , pet drugs, and womens fashion items im stocked up for like 3yrs worth
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    The only bad thing about glass is that it breaks. Igneous rocks typically are not malleable or ductile.
  7. #27
    Your my malleable little pigger who're slut now open your door and assume the position grab those ankles opie and make that big American asshole wink
  8. #28
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Your my malleable little pigger who're slut now open your door and assume the position grab those ankles opie and make that big American asshole wink

    Thank you.🌹🌈
  9. #29
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    doctors told me about 8 years ago i should be wearing them and still haven't. fuck the so called experts.
  10. #30
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Dregs doctors told me about 8 years ago i should be wearing them and still haven't. fuck the so called experts.

    It's not life or death, dumb ass. Just because you're comfortable not seeing everything you could as well as you should doesn't mean they were wrong.
  11. #31
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer It's not life or death, dumb ass. Just because you're comfortable not seeing everything you could as well as you should doesn't mean they were wrong.

    you got proof nigger? you do know niggers like me lie about shit online right? or are you a worthless newb? ahaha yeah you and your family. thanks for telling me whole you are and them. fuckin rape and roast ya all for shits and giggles nothing more. hahaha
  12. #32
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Dregs you got proof nigger? you do know niggers like me lie about shit online right? or are you a worthless newb? ahaha yeah you and your family. thanks for telling me whole you are and them. fuckin rape and roast ya all for shits and giggles nothing more. hahaha

    will u pls raep grylls
  13. #33
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by cigreting will u pls raep grylls

    naw i killed his worthless cunt gf. thats enough. she wasn't worth raping.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Take a Bic lighter and weld the plastic back together.
  15. #35
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I got a new pair of glasses. They fit very well, but I thought I had lost them when my father brought me a pair and I thought they were his reading glasses.
  16. #36
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    There have been roaming bandits that break into homes at night and sprinkle sleeping sands in your eyes so they can work uninterrupted . Once they have sanded your eyes they will occasionally snap your glasses in two or three pieces and then root around your room looking for their loved ones and also pocketing any RCs , judelery and cooking spices too.

    Now that we are getting so close to the Merge it's been happening a lot more. Sleep with you're dick in a vice, Keenan, or else you might just wake up with someone elses
  17. #37
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's a Megan.
  18. #38
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    I have like a dozen pairs I buy them on Pakistani sites.
  19. #39
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Greek Style I have like a dozen pairs I buy them on Pakistani sites.

    Greece and Turkey are mortal enemies.
  20. #40
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Greece and Turkey are mortal enemies.

    Turkey has always behaved shitty towards Greece. Turkish people aren't very nice.
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