2020-06-25 at 5:19 PM UTC
So what are you going to latch onto if I do post a pic of myself that isn't fat and doesn't have scarecrow shoulders, stickbro?
2020-06-25 at 10:32 PM UTC
AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
Contacts aren't expensive even if you change them as often as they tell you to. I think I pay, like, $30-40 after shipping for a year supply?
2020-06-25 at 11:21 PM UTC
Just be a butt pirate and steel packages off porches. I got so many contacts , pet drugs, and womens fashion items im stocked up for like 3yrs worth
2020-06-25 at 11:23 PM UTC
The only bad thing about glass is that it breaks. Igneous rocks typically are not malleable or ductile.
2020-06-25 at 11:25 PM UTC
Your my malleable little pigger who're slut now open your door and assume the position grab those ankles opie and make that big American asshole wink
2020-06-26 at 12:49 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
doctors told me about 8 years ago i should be wearing them and still haven't. fuck the so called experts.
2020-06-26 at 1:28 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Take a Bic lighter and weld the plastic back together.
2020-07-15 at 7:44 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I got a new pair of glasses. They fit very well, but I thought I had lost them when my father brought me a pair and I thought they were his reading glasses.
2020-07-15 at 7:56 PM UTC
There have been roaming bandits that break into homes at night and sprinkle sleeping sands in your eyes so they can work uninterrupted . Once they have sanded your eyes they will occasionally snap your glasses in two or three pieces and then root around your room looking for their loved ones and also pocketing any RCs , judelery and cooking spices too.
Now that we are getting so close to the Merge it's been happening a lot more. Sleep with you're dick in a vice, Keenan, or else you might just wake up with someone elses
2020-07-16 at 11:42 PM UTC
I have like a dozen pairs I buy them on Pakistani sites.