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The future of conervatism

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    rabbitweed Tuskegee Airman
    It's 2120. It's now legal to fuck your dog. Progressives want it to be legal to fuck puppies as well, but there's resistance among less fashionable, working class people. Across the country these red-blooded conservative men are saying things like "it's all very well and good to fuck your labrador. In-fact the republican party has dog-fucking congressmen. But fucking puppies is going too far!".

    Conservatives then, as they do now, will always assume the position and play their role.
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    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    What you are describing is the NWO playbook
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's 2120. It's now legal to fuck your dog. Progressives want it to be legal to fuck puppies as well, but there's resistance among less fashionable, working class people. Across the country these red-blooded conservative men are saying things like "it's all very well and good to fuck your labrador. In-fact the republican party has dog-fucking congressmen. But fucking puppies is going too far!".

    Conservatives then, as they do now, will always assume the position and play their role.

    another mad republicant
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    7 dogs got red rockets reading this thred
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    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace another mad republicant

    How many boxes of tissues do you have laid up for November?
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    rabbitweed Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What you are describing is the NWO playbook

    It's got nothing to do with the NWO. It's how the current world works. Trump is to the left of Bill Clinton. Conservatism is just progressivism in a lower gear.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's got nothing to do with the NWO. It's how the current world works. Trump is to the left of Bill Clinton. Conservatism is just progressivism in a lower gear.

    When have conservatives ever been progressive lmao.
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    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's got nothing to do with the NWO. It's how the current world works. Trump is to the left of Bill Clinton. Conservatism is just progressivism in a lower gear.

    Trump is to the left of Bill Clinton? Are you nuts?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When have conservatives ever been progressive lmao.

    on the whole they started backing things like gay causes because they felt like they'd lose a chunk of their base if they didn't. I've seen a fair few prominent 'conservatives' giving Trump a pat on the back for pressuring several African countries into decriminalising sodomy... if they're not willing to conserve their traditional values and beliefs, calling themselves 'conservatives' seems like a misnomer
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    rabbitweed Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace When have conservatives ever been progressive lmao.

    Conservative beliefs are just progressive beliefs from a few years ago. They're two runners moving in the same direction, conservatism just lags behind a bit. So it conserves nothing.
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    Originally posted by aldra on the whole they started backing things like gay causes because they felt like they'd lose a chunk of their base if they didn't. I've seen a fair few prominent 'conservatives' giving Trump a pat on the back for pressuring several African countries into decriminalising sodomy… if they're not willing to conserve their traditional values and beliefs, calling themselves 'conservatives' seems like a misnomer

    Right... They do so after the left does it. That isn't progressive. That's called lagging behind.

    The point isnt that they never change. It's that they refuse to do so until the tides have turned. Conservatives have been on the wrong side of history time and time again.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Conservative beliefs are just progressive beliefs from a few years ago. They're two runners moving in the same direction, conservatism just lags behind a bit. So it conserves nothing.

    "I vote for the party that does shit slower"
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace "I vote for the party that does shit slower"

    not a bad strategy if they're both speeding toward a wall
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    Originally posted by aldra not a bad strategy if they're both speeding toward a wall

    Oh, and what wall would this be mr analogy?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    collapse of the US empire


    both parties seem to be trying very hard to pretend it isn't happening instead of trying to mitigate or control it
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    Originally posted by aldra collapse of the US empire


    both parties seem to be trying very hard to pretend it isn't happening instead of trying to mitigate or control it

    It's not gonna happen lol. You read too much 4chan.

    Also you're Australian
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, 4chan almost universally bash China and pretend nothing's wrong
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    Originally posted by aldra lol, 4chan almost universally bash China and pretend nothing's wrong

    So you admit you read too much 4chan
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yes

    I read too much a lot of things


    which is kind of ironic because I have a really hard time finishing books
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    Originally posted by aldra yes

    I read too much a lot of things


    which is kind of ironic because I have a really hard time finishing books

    You need to spend a month in the wildy
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