Lol neighbor jumped me with a baseball bat.

1. 2020-06-10 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #81
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Will you retaliate?
   Sorry for not believing you at first.

   
   That's so nice that you put aside your pride and apologized, fona. It takes a lot of courage. im proud of u. You really do have a lot of maturity for a young man in his twenties.
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2. 2020-06-10 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #82
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Closing the windpipe is super effective, though. Probably the best move in the entire playbook. Within mere seconds, like even 5 seconds, the guy starts to get real weak real fast, no matter how big they are. The first few seconds are like trying to hold a wet cat, but after that, they're off to sleepy land.
3. 2020-06-10 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Had X rays done and there was no fractures, just tissue damage. FUCK YEAH!!!.
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4. 2020-06-10 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Man he landed that bat straight along your upper arm😟
5. 2020-06-10 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Man he landed that bat straight along your upper arm😟

   
   wow thanks, I thought it was his leg....
6. 2020-06-10 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #86
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   so whats the plan
7. 2020-06-10 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #87
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I would crouch down behind the guy's car with a bat, and then jump out and beat his body from head to foot with the bat.
8. 2020-06-10 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #88
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   America: cops beat you
   
   Uk: your neighbors beat you
9. 2020-06-10 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #89
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I bet he doesn't even play baseball wtf
10. 2020-06-10 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Mexico: you just get beheaded
11. 2020-06-10 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #91
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Canada: a moose beats you
12. 2020-06-10 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by cigreting so whats the plan

    
    Deffo going to get him back with a bat
13. 2020-06-10 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #93
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mexico: you just get beheaded

    
    You're so boring.
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Canada: a moose beats you

    
    Now thats quality.
    
    China: The escalator beats you
14. 2020-06-10 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #94
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    
    
    
    
    Had X rays done and there was no fractures, just tissue damage. FUCK YEAH!!!.

    
    those arent defensive marks.
    
    lol you took it like a beeyatch.
    
    the last ones on your back while your running away, wasnt it.
15. 2020-06-10 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #95
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Never bring a bat to a gun fight.
16. 2020-06-10 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #96
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Deffo going to get him back with a bat

    
    Aim for the shins. He was a dumbass going for your torso. Your big strong arms are like a shield of armor.
17. 2020-06-10 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #97
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Never bring a bat to a gun fight.

    
    Unless they are trained attack bats infected with covid and strapped with an explosive device.
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
    
    
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18. 2020-06-10 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #98
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Aim for the shins. He was a dumbass going for your torso. Your big strong arms are like a shield of armor.

    
    In hindsight it made me laugh cause I didn't once yelp, even as the bat was flattening.
    Mong strength.
    😂😂😂
19. 2020-06-10 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #99
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Your big strong arms are like a shield of armor.

    
    Gay, check for polyps while you're up there.
20. 2020-06-10 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #100
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Unless they are trained attack bats infected with covid and strapped with an explosive device.
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
    
    

    
    They should also have lasers coming out of their ears.