2020-06-10 at 3:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Will you retaliate?
Sorry for not believing you at first.
That's so nice that you put aside your pride and apologized, fona. It takes a lot of courage. im proud of u. You really do have a lot of maturity for a young man in his twenties.
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2020-06-10 at 3:36 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Closing the windpipe is super effective, though. Probably the best move in the entire playbook. Within mere seconds, like even 5 seconds, the guy starts to get real weak real fast, no matter how big they are. The first few seconds are like trying to hold a wet cat, but after that, they're off to sleepy land.
2020-06-10 at 3:51 PM UTC
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2020-06-10 at 3:53 PM UTC
Man he landed that bat straight along your upper armπ
2020-06-10 at 4:12 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I would crouch down behind the guy's car with a bat, and then jump out and beat his body from head to foot with the bat.
2020-06-10 at 4:15 PM UTC
America: cops beat you
Uk: your neighbors beat you
2020-06-10 at 4:16 PM UTC
I bet he doesn't even play baseball wtf
2020-06-10 at 4:16 PM UTC
Mexico: you just get beheaded
2020-06-10 at 4:17 PM UTC
Canada: a moose beats you
2020-06-10 at 4:18 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Never bring a bat to a gun fight.
2020-06-10 at 4:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Never bring a bat to a gun fight.
Unless they are trained attack bats infected with covid and strapped with an explosive device.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
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