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Does anyone else live without a microwave?

  1. #1
    mmQ victim of incest
    About 2 months ago my microwave just stopped working and I sort of felt like it was the end of my life. But despite the fact that I had/have multiple offers for free microwaves or i could just go buy one, i haven't.

    And I mean I consider myself a microwave type dude. Like if someone challenged me to not use a microwave for 2 months, I'd be like... uhh, I'll try, but I dont see how thars possible.

    But it's been 2 months and I've been too lazy to get a new one or get the ones people offered me and a. That's how my brain works and its fucking weird and stupid and b. I realized apparently I dont need a microwave. I've done all my cooking in the stove or stove top or just whatever, cold sandwiches and stuff. I'm oddly surprised that I've made it this far without one. I'm PROUD.

    But I did have a hankering for tobasco parm popcorn the other night and I got all excited and went to the store and bought the ingredients and got home and remembered I dont have a fucking microwave. That sucked. I really really wanted popcorn at that moment. I looked up if there was a way for me to make microwave popcorn some other way but there was none.

    So. Yeah. :)
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  2. #2
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    A microwave is a must for a bachelor, I can’t live without one

    How will you make your scrambled eggs??!??!?!?!?!!?
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls A microwave is a must for a bachelor, I can’t live without one

    How will you make your scrambled eggs??!??!?!?!?!!?

    You make eggs in your microwave? What?? SCUSE ME??

    True story i really did make 8 eggs last night. Scrambled with parmesan and pepper Jack cheese and ranch dressing and tobasco. I scrambled them in a pan. I didnt know there was any other way.
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I brought 6 from Indiana when I moved here
  5. #5
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT I brought 6 from Indiana when I moved here

    Better safe than sorry. I've worked in industrial kitchens that dont even have 6 mics. I guess you know what's up.
  6. #6
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    blue gill's taste awesome cooked for 37 seconds in the microwave
  7. #7
    mmQ victim of incest
    Lol yuck. Microwaved fish . Ishy!!
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT grills tastes awesome

    Thx hun
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  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ Better safe than sorry. I've worked in industrial kitchens that dont even have 6 mics. I guess you know what's up.

    I was doing flea markets and had acquired a semi truck trailer full of household stuff that I was selling,, I picked up 300 ball caps at the flea market,, all vintage racing hats, brought them with me too, new hat every week
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol yuck. Microwaved fish . Ishy!!

    not the blue gills
  11. #11
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by mmQ I looked up if there was a way for me to make microwave popcorn some other way but there was none.

    Do you have a stove you dumb bitch?
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  12. #12
    Octavian motherfucker
    OMG BBZ!!!

    WHAT ABOUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!
  13. #13
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by frala Do you have a stove you dumb bitch?

    No. Why?
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I’ve seen your stove...
  15. #15
    mmQ victim of incest
    Asking questions you already know the answer to?

    Sound familiar? Lol.

    I said in my OP that I have done all my cooking STOVE TOP. You cant make microwave popcorn on a stove ya fucking weird.
  16. #16
    frala Avant garde shartist
    That’s the point and next time since you use your stove get some Jiffy Pop you stupid piece of shit
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    back in the old days you could just put the popping corn in a pot with some oil and pop it on the stove
  18. #18
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by frala That’s the point and next time since you use your stove get some Jiffy Pop you stupid piece of shit

    No.
  19. #19
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT back in the old days you could just put the popping corn in a pot with some oil and pop it on the stove

    Oh absolutely m8. I'm fully aware that you can make popcorn on the stove. My mom used to have a cool machine and I could even watch all the kernels pop.

    Within the context of my story is the fact that I already owned a bunch of bags of microwave popcorn. Those cant be cooked on the stove.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    r u sure?
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