2020-06-08 at 9:31 PM UTC
About 2 months ago my microwave just stopped working and I sort of felt like it was the end of my life. But despite the fact that I had/have multiple offers for free microwaves or i could just go buy one, i haven't.
And I mean I consider myself a microwave type dude. Like if someone challenged me to not use a microwave for 2 months, I'd be like... uhh, I'll try, but I dont see how thars possible.
But it's been 2 months and I've been too lazy to get a new one or get the ones people offered me and a. That's how my brain works and its fucking weird and stupid and b. I realized apparently I dont need a microwave. I've done all my cooking in the stove or stove top or just whatever, cold sandwiches and stuff. I'm oddly surprised that I've made it this far without one. I'm PROUD.
But I did have a hankering for tobasco parm popcorn the other night and I got all excited and went to the store and bought the ingredients and got home and remembered I dont have a fucking microwave. That sucked. I really really wanted popcorn at that moment. I looked up if there was a way for me to make microwave popcorn some other way but there was none.
So. Yeah. :)
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2020-06-08 at 9:43 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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A microwave is a must for a bachelor, I can’t live without one
How will you make your scrambled eggs??!??!?!?!?!!?
2020-06-08 at 9:49 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
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I brought 6 from Indiana when I moved here
2020-06-08 at 9:50 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
blue gill's taste awesome cooked for 37 seconds in the microwave
2020-06-08 at 9:51 PM UTC
Lol yuck. Microwaved fish . Ishy!!
2020-06-08 at 9:51 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by POLECAT
grills tastes awesome
Thx hun
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2020-06-08 at 9:56 PM UTC
frala
Avant garde shartist
Originally posted by mmQ
I looked up if there was a way for me to make microwave popcorn some other way but there was none.
Do you have a stove you dumb bitch?
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2020-06-08 at 10:07 PM UTC
OMG BBZ!!!
WHAT ABOUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!
2020-06-08 at 10:24 PM UTC
Asking questions you already know the answer to?
Sound familiar? Lol.
I said in my OP that I have done all my cooking STOVE TOP. You cant make microwave popcorn on a stove ya fucking weird.
2020-06-08 at 10:27 PM UTC
frala
Avant garde shartist
That’s the point and next time since you use your stove get some Jiffy Pop you stupid piece of shit
2020-06-08 at 10:28 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
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back in the old days you could just put the popping corn in a pot with some oil and pop it on the stove
