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Are birds actually just sonar drug detector alarms?

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    I can't think of any other animal on this entire planet that happens to have the habit of staring into my window constantly

    It's a bit suspicious and there are anti cat lobbying groups out there that push for things like city bylaws making it illegal to have an outdoor cat because they keep fucking up the government tracking devices
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    Technologist victim of incest
    How are cats fucking up tracking devises?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    by eating them, Dummy
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    OT this nigga got some mail order meth and he's been up to long and the birds are worried for him but he cant see that cuz the paranoia owns him now
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT by eating them, Dummy


    Can’t say my cat eats anything mechanical, and she mostly lives in my garage, Dummy.

    Where are these things that cats can get to them? Pretty stupid design.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I will admit tho that I had a bird hovering to the side of my living room window at day break,, then he landed on the cill and took a good look around in here but he saw me and rick and the dog and the guy on the tv all looking at him and he split real fast so now that I think about it OP may be on to something here
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Technologist Can’t say my cat eats anything mechanical, and she mostly lives in my garage, Dummy.

    Where are these things that cats can get to them? Pretty stupid design.

    they are real birds! the gobernment has them brain washed to spy
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Ok, I’ll make an appt with my spy bird to meet your spy bird; then we’ll send them to LaLa’s😁
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    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    don't poo poo on the birds
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Technologist How are cats fucking up tracking devises?



    Originally posted by Technologist Can’t say my cat eats anything mechanical, and she mostly lives in my garage, Dummy.

    Where are these things that cats can get to them? Pretty stupid design.

    He's talking about the fucking birds, you complete and utter retard.


    And you seriously have the gall to question my intelligence.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's a bit suspicious and there are anti cat lobbying groups out there that push for things like city bylaws making it illegal to have an outdoor cat because they keep fucking up the government tracking devices

    You really are one stupid angry mother fucker. Your rage blinds you. Life must have shit on you pretty hard. Oh waaaaaa!
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Ok, ok, I get it now, you’re right Hella. The birds are the tracking devises.

    Uh oh, blonde moment. Please yell at me some more for a silly mistake. Most people would laugh at me for being a ditz, but nooooooo, not you. You gotta be the asshole punisher from behind a computer screen
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by POLECAT by eating them, Dummy

    I get it now! You were probably laughing your ass off at me. What can I say😂😂
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