2020-06-07 at 7:23 AM UTC
I can't think of any other animal on this entire planet that happens to have the habit of staring into my window constantly
It's a bit suspicious and there are anti cat lobbying groups out there that push for things like city bylaws making it illegal to have an outdoor cat because they keep fucking up the government tracking devices
2020-06-07 at 10:58 AM UTC
How are cats fucking up tracking devises?
2020-06-07 at 11:01 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
OT this nigga got some mail order meth and he's been up to long and the birds are worried for him but he cant see that cuz the paranoia owns him now
2020-06-07 at 11:04 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I will admit tho that I had a bird hovering to the side of my living room window at day break,, then he landed on the cill and took a good look around in here but he saw me and rick and the dog and the guy on the tv all looking at him and he split real fast so now that I think about it OP may be on to something here
2020-06-07 at 11:07 AM UTC
Ok, I’ll make an appt with my spy bird to meet your spy bird; then we’ll send them to LaLa’s😁
2020-06-07 at 11:22 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
don't poo poo on the birds
2020-06-07 at 1:25 PM UTC
Ok, ok, I get it now, you’re right Hella. The birds are the tracking devises.
Uh oh, blonde moment. Please yell at me some more for a silly mistake. Most people would laugh at me for being a ditz, but nooooooo, not you. You gotta be the asshole punisher from behind a computer screen