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What kind of pomade/aftershave lotion stuff?

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  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby same here big bromo, in jail I always bought dove deodorant. I typically have used old spice but it doesn't cling on to my pit hair like dove.

    Make love to a dove, fam.

    Dove is love. Anyone worth their salt knows of this LIFE HAXXOR.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I might try that, i normally put avocado in my hair like once a month but it makes my scalp itch for a while because im allergic to avocado but it makes my hair shine in a good way.
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy a wahl trimmer and number 2 that shit all over. THAT'S WHAT REAL MEN DO.




    I've been trimming my hair in the front and started getting a mullet so last weekend I got out my Wahl and buzzed myself with the highest shield, certainly not a #2. Haven't noticed any snickering yet although I don't have eyes in the back of my head. If I did, I'd have a better do.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 I've been trimming my hair in the front and started getting a mullet so last weekend I got out my Wahl and buzzed myself with the highest shield, certainly not a #2. Haven't noticed any snickering yet although I don't have eyes in the back of my head. If I did, I'd have a better do.

    Cool story gramps, please tell it again.
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  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Use Dapper Dan Pomade.

    NO FOP, GODDAMMIT!!!



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  7. #27
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Dapper Dan Deluxe Pomade

    By Dapper Dan

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    Description
    Dapper Dan Deluxe Pomade is perfect for those who appreciate a professional slick look with no grease and no flake. This versatile pomade can be adapted to suit your preferred style, setting your hair in place all day without hardening. With an amazing vanilla and honey fragrance, this product brings you all the hold and shine of more waxy pomades, but is water-based so washes out instantly. Does exactly what it says on the tin Directions for Use Use a small amount on dry hair for a natural shine or apply more product for an authentic 30s look. Deluxe Pomade can be re-combed at any point, although a wet comb is recommended to restyle with more ease.Flexible pomade for professional slick look Medium hold, medium shine Water-based, non-greasy, non-flaky Vanilla and honey fragrance Restylable all day, washes out easily
  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls This thread is getting kinda gay

    ur kinda gay wen u fukt ur granpap in d as n laft abot it u fegit
  9. #29
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    me loves big ed n hos big dik
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting me loves big ed n hos big dik

    u fukin fagit am telin ur grasmspa u chetin on mi
  11. #31
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    How long has your hair gotten. If it is only a couple fingers width use a regular lotion like what you use on your dick. It'll hold decently, washes out well, and keeps your hair soft to the touch... Win all around
  12. #32


    it gives my hairs nice and manly smell and is easy to wash off with most shampoos.
  13. #33
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Above should be used for blondes only.

    Brunettes should only use used motor oil.
  14. #34
    used motor oils are best for dark skinned people.

    the suspended aluminum and iron dusts make them shiny and reflextive in low light condition.
  15. #35
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    i hate how humid it is my super straight hair is kinking up so badly ugh
  16. #36
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Quick...leave this site before you grow an Afro.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by tee hee hee i hate how humid it is my super straight hair is kinking up so badly ugh

    straight and kinky...such a liar.
  18. #38
    yea my straight hair onky gets fluffy when i shampoo too much.
  19. #39
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea my straight hair onky gets fluffy when i shampoo too much.

    dont you have coarse chinky hair?


    Mine's european..like angels' hair😋
  20. #40
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Mine's european..like angels' hair😋

    We are talking about head hair though, not your fucking back hair.
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