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What kind of pomade/aftershave lotion stuff?

  1. #1
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I havent been able to get a haircut for a few months so for the first time in my life im having to “style” my hair each day. Its kind of obnoxious

    What stuff do you use? Amazon has a ton of stuff, but they seem to sort it by whats “sponsored”. I dont want anything slick or shiny. Preferably easy to wash out. used to use this sculpting cream my haircut dude recommended, but im not paying $24 for a 2.6 oz can of Paul Mitchell right now.

    Also' my barber used some solid cologne/aftershave balm stuff from a little tin that smelled great. I meant to ask what it was, but i guess i just dipped out too quick so he wouldnt try to talk to me about sports anymore.

    Have you had any good luck with stuff like that? I tried this Blazing Saddles solid cologne, but it made me smell like an old folks home.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I just always use cheap hair gel like this

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just dont like when you sweat or whatever that stuff gets all drippy.
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    G African Astronaut
    Blue Magic Coconut Oil = real light, great sheen & smells edible(head,beard,pubes,skin etc.). Also great lube for naughty fun win/win.

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G Blue Magic Coconut Oil = real light, great sheen & smells edible(head,beard,pubes,skin etc.). Also great lube for naughty fun win/win.


  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by G Blue Magic Coconut Oil = real light, great sheen & smells edible(head,beard,pubes,skin etc.). Also great lube for naughty fun win/win.


    Does it actually hold ur hair in place?
  7. #7
    G African Astronaut
    Got2B Fat-tastic Thickening Plumping Hair Mousse is real light, good hold w/a clean smell as well.



    Originally posted by CASPER Does it actually hold ur hair in place?

    See above
  8. #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    someone uses hair products for lube
    wonders why she gets infection
  9. #9
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting someone uses hair products for lube
    wonders why she gets infection

    Coconut oil is a jack of all trades.
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    This thread is getting kinda gay
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Grylls This thread is getting kinda gay

    Indeed.
  12. #12
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I need more suggestion. Ungay my shit fam.
  13. #13
    Buy a wahl trimmer and number 2 that shit all over. THAT'S WHAT REAL MEN DO.
  14. #14
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just bouht a new wahl trimmer but im not tryna look like a fat mental patient.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by CASPER I just bouht a new wahl trimmer but im not tryna look like a fat mental patient.

    Then continue with your womanly thread sir.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I use female hygiene products exclusively as they are cheaper than male products and smell better/work better.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by mmQ I use female hygiene products exclusively as they are cheaper than male products and smell better/work better.

    Have you ever used vagisil on your willy to ease irritation? no me neither.
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I use female hygiene products exclusively as they are cheaper than male products and smell better/work better.

    same here big bromo, in jail I always bought dove deodorant. I typically have used old spice but it doesn't cling on to my pit hair like dove.

    Make love to a dove, fam.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever used vagisil on your willy to ease irritation? no me neither.

    I've never used vagisil, but I've used womens yeast infection pills for my enlarged prostate problem.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Murray's Black Beeswax, 3.5 oz for $2.08

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Murray-s-Black-Beeswax-3-5-oz/10451913
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