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So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?

  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stop posting on here you fucking mongoose
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  2. #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm in her bed right now.

    Her ring tone smells like that song from American Horror Story.

    Also her bedroom smells really nice.
  3. #43
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    if she sent u that pic shes down to fuck.

    wait till s good song comes on, then say “hey”, give her the ol “come here” beckon,then kiss her hard and make out with her for a couple min till you can get ur hand down her pants. If she stops you just say my bad and go home.
  4. #44
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    let me DJ ur fukk

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin


    if my experience is anyindicator, you should now be finished with the act of lovemaking
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  9. #49
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER if she sent u that pic shes down to fuck.

    wait till s good song comes on, then say “hey”, give her the ol “come here” beckon,then kiss her hard and make out with her for a couple min till you can get ur hand down her pants. If she stops you just Force your way down there, and threaten her with rape, until she complies.
  10. #50
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    tell her u wont rape if she signs a consent form
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  11. #51
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok she has this pitbull that is prolly gonna mual my face off tbh.

    Fucking thing is gonna actually kill me.

    I'm gonna die by pit bull mauling tonight.
  12. #52
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok she has this pitbull that is prolly gonna mual my face off tbh.

    Fucking thing is gonna actually kill me.

    I'm gonna die by pit bull mauling tonight.
    If you can find a way to get the dog a treat or 2, the chances of that happening go down.
  13. #53
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    When u jerk off in the bathroom to get ready, let the dog lick the jizz off ur fingers.

    Then when the dog kisses her, ur halfway there.

    Dogs sense energy though, so if you dont want to be violently disemboweled u should probably stop being a pussy. Just remember every wrong thing in ur life is the result of u be8ng a coward, so shoot ur shot nigger.


    Essentially this pep talk was for me, but u can prolly get something out of it too,
  14. #54
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    for fucks sake just call her.

    pm her phone and i'll do it for my own self pleasure.... ill also record it and upload here for ya'll
  15. #55
    WellHung Black Hole
    Mi^llennials like Gadzooks oftentimes have problems with Assertiveness... It's a direct consequence of practicing social skills more often on a device, than in person...👍
  16. #56
    cigreting Dark Matter
    shes blown out if shes poopd out 3 kids
    show her ur dik
  17. #57
    "So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit"

    I'm familiar with that.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok she has this pitbull that is prolly gonna mual my face off tbh.

    Fucking thing is gonna actually kill me.

    I'm gonna die by pit bull mauling tonight.

    Pits are friendly as hell don't be afraid of em. Give him some treats and pet him calmly. Don't act like a little anxious bitch around it or it will sense that and get anxious too. Dogs can tell what emotions we're experiencing. They're pretty perceptive of it and can differentiate between our different smiles and stuff. Its cool. Dogs are cool. Don't worry.

    Just think about the pussy gadzooks. You got at least like a dozen or two people here rooting for you to get laid. You got it!
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  19. #59
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Pits are friendly as hell don't be afraid of em. Give him some treats and pet him calmly. Don't act like a little anxious bitch around it or it will sense that and get anxious too. Dogs can tell what emotions we're experiencing. They're pretty perceptive of it and can differentiate between our different smiles and stuff. Its cool. Dogs are cool. Don't worry.

    Just think about the pussy gadzooks. You got at least like a dozen or two people here rooting for you to get laid. You got it!

    The vast majority of pits I've interacted with have been very friendly.
  20. #60
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bring over a mike lindell's My Pillow its zo comfortable she will ease up around you and she will wanna get loose and love you
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