wait till s good song comes on, then say “hey”, give her the ol “come here” beckon,then kiss her hard and make out with her for a couple min till you can get ur hand down her pants. If she stops you just say my bad and go home.
Originally posted by CASPER
if she sent u that pic shes down to fuck.
wait till s good song comes on, then say “hey”, give her the ol “come here” beckon,then kiss her hard and make out with her for a couple min till you can get ur hand down her pants. If she stops you just Force your way down there, and threaten her with rape, until she complies.
When u jerk off in the bathroom to get ready, let the dog lick the jizz off ur fingers.
Then when the dog kisses her, ur halfway there.
Dogs sense energy though, so if you dont want to be violently disemboweled u should probably stop being a pussy. Just remember every wrong thing in ur life is the result of u be8ng a coward, so shoot ur shot nigger.
Essentially this pep talk was for me, but u can prolly get something out of it too,
Mi^llennials like Gadzooks oftentimes have problems with Assertiveness... It's a direct consequence of practicing social skills more often on a device, than in person...👍
Originally posted by gadzooks
Ok she has this pitbull that is prolly gonna mual my face off tbh.
Fucking thing is gonna actually kill me.
I'm gonna die by pit bull mauling tonight.
Pits are friendly as hell don't be afraid of em. Give him some treats and pet him calmly. Don't act like a little anxious bitch around it or it will sense that and get anxious too. Dogs can tell what emotions we're experiencing. They're pretty perceptive of it and can differentiate between our different smiles and stuff. Its cool. Dogs are cool. Don't worry.
Just think about the pussy gadzooks. You got at least like a dozen or two people here rooting for you to get laid. You got it!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Pits are friendly as hell don't be afraid of em. Give him some treats and pet him calmly. Don't act like a little anxious bitch around it or it will sense that and get anxious too. Dogs can tell what emotions we're experiencing. They're pretty perceptive of it and can differentiate between our different smiles and stuff. Its cool. Dogs are cool. Don't worry.
Just think about the pussy gadzooks. You got at least like a dozen or two people here rooting for you to get laid. You got it!
The vast majority of pits I've interacted with have been very friendly.
