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Bubble guts when the dope man picks up

  1. #1
    When the plug finally answers and says he's en route. For some reason this is a signal for the body to arm the missiles.

    Has this ever happened to anyone else. Literally an oh shit moment.
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to get a bit of a "pre-high" right when I was minutes away from getting fixed up.

    I think it's even a scientifically documented thing.
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    This reminds me of when I’m on my way home from somewhere, and I have to pee. I’m fine till about a block from my house, then it seems I’m gonna pee myself.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yah -- it's crazy how your cns knows your about to twist the pizz and you start farting and and shitting ur pants before you even have the sack in your hand.
  5. #5
    Opiate induced constipation is a special kind of hell
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  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Opiate induced constipation is a special kind of hell

    Back in my methodone days, it was like shitting marbles.

    EDIT: Shitting a few marbles once a week, I should add.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist This reminds me of when I’m on my way home from somewhere, and I have to pee. I’m fine till about a block from my house, then it seems I’m gonna pee myself.

    This is so totally a thing.

    It drives me crazy.
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