Bubble guts when the dope man picks up

1. 2020-05-16 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #1
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   When the plug finally answers and says he's en route. For some reason this is a signal for the body to arm the missiles.
   
   Has this ever happened to anyone else. Literally an oh shit moment.
2. 2020-05-16 at 7:22 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I used to get a bit of a "pre-high" right when I was minutes away from getting fixed up.
   
   I think it's even a scientifically documented thing.
3. 2020-05-16 at 7:24 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   This reminds me of when I’m on my way home from somewhere, and I have to pee. I’m fine till about a block from my house, then it seems I’m gonna pee myself.
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4. 2020-05-16 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   yah -- it's crazy how your cns knows your about to twist the pizz and you start farting and and shitting ur pants before you even have the sack in your hand.
5. 2020-05-16 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Opiate induced constipation is a special kind of hell
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6. 2020-05-16 at 7:28 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Opiate induced constipation is a special kind of hell

   
   Back in my methodone days, it was like shitting marbles.
   
   EDIT: Shitting a few marbles once a week, I should add.
7. 2020-05-16 at 7:29 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist This reminds me of when I’m on my way home from somewhere, and I have to pee. I’m fine till about a block from my house, then it seems I’m gonna pee myself.

   
   This is so totally a thing.
   
   It drives me crazy.