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Caving videos scare the shit out of me.

  1. #1
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman


    I'm one of the most jaded cunts going. I've watched A Serbian Film twice. I've watched two of the August underground films without batting an eyelid. I don't even really fear for my own safety that much.

    But ever since seeing a John Jones Nutty Putty cave doc on youtube I just can't stop watching extreme caving videos. These people are fucking insane and are just inviting a slow, helpless death if anything goes wrong.

    The last thing on earth I would ever do for fun is let out all the air in my chest to fit through a passage that's too small to be my coffin, but watching other people do it gives me a rush.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    kinda makes my dick hard
  3. #3
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman


    No sense of self preservation. This chunky fuck is going to make newspaper headlines with his carcass stuck between two rocks if he carries on.
  4. #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  5. #5
    Technologist motherfucker
    Carp I just bumped a thread about a real caving problem. A guy stuck in a “vagina”😂
  6. #6
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    I stopped watching OP with the bit with the guy who was stuck and trying to pull himself out of the hole with a rope.

    That does not appeal.
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What if a guy managed to get his head stuck in a real vagina?
  8. #8
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist Carp I just bumped a thread about a real caving problem. A guy stuck in a “vagina”😂

    Yeah man, that's John Jones, it was his story that got me into these videos. The guy had a wife and kids and still did this shit. Those diagrams illustrating how he got stuck are harrowing.
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They poured cement in the cave, after they couldn't get him out, and he was still alive.
  10. #10
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They poured cement in the cave, after they couldn't get him out, and he was still alive.

    i dont think he was still alive but it is badass that they just said fuck it lets pour cement in where hes stuck cuz hes a retard
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by cigreting i dont think he was still alive but it is badass that they just said fuck it lets pour cement in where hes stuck cuz hes a retard

    He was yelling right up until they smothered him in wet cement.
  12. #12
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He was yelling right up until they smothered him in wet cement.

    wat
  13. #13
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He was yelling right up until they smothered him in wet cement.

    ya i dont think thats accurate
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They were like, we can't get this guy out and he won't shut the hell up... soooo...
  15. #15
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They were like, we can't get this guy out and he won't shut the hell up… soooo…

    thats a better story
  16. #16
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    If just one rock shifts... just a little...
  17. #17
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    You know what's far more terrifying than caving?
    Icing and getting stuck underneath a huge mountain of snow, I had a dream about that.
    All I could think of is how miserable it would feel in that moment, knowing you're stuck and will die ... What does one do in a situation like that to cope.
  18. #18
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Never give up, ever, if you have a pick and working arms, you have a chance. If you are even pinned, try... try to dislodge. If it goes wrong, you tried, If you're pinned and can't move, struggle anyway. while you have breath, struggle, fight, get downright mean. NEVER stop, till your heart does...

    You just might win. It'll get hot, and claustrophobia can set in, but get mad at that too. Why? it's in your fuckin way! you have to get rid of all fear, and get pissed.... at least when you do lose out, you did everything that your body could possibly pull out of it's resources.

    When shit gets mean, get meaner. You'll beat tremendous impossible odds that you were sure was your last light. fuck that, get angry at even that.

    Also, strategize... strategize big time. you ain't goin anywhere.... yet. so do it...
  19. #19
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp Yeah man, that's John Jones, it was his story that got me into these videos. The guy had a wife and kids and still did this shit. Those diagrams illustrating how he got stuck are harrowing.

    I watched that movie and as strong as the urge to watch the YouTube cave videos was I did myself a favor and didn't
  20. #20
    Hazza32 Houston
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