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I drank 4 liters of wine yesterday. AMN.

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You know when you drink so much that you wake up still kinda buzzed?

    I just woke up completely hammered.

    Ask Me Nothing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Wine always gives me mud butt
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Start drinking again at noon for double points.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    4 litres?

    Over what space of time? And what %
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wine always gives me mud butt

    Same here.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Start drinking again at noon for double points.

    Already started at 7 AM.

    But liquor stores don't open up until 9AM in Soviet Canada, so I can't even re-up for a couple hours.

    I need to stretch the remaining half a liter for two hours apparently.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls 4 litres?

    Over what space of time? And what %

    The entire day.

    12%.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Boxed?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe Boxed?

    Yeppers.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wine always gives me mud butt

  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Obbe Boxed?

    Bagged
  12. #12
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Bagged

    did u c me mud but clip fag
  13. #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    I tried to shag my mum's neighbor.

    Couldn't get hard, she told me GTFO.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol, true story?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting did u c me mud but clip fag

    ye i liek dat niggar dave chappel
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yes I do this like every day pr every other day.
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hence why I have yellow teeth and permanent chapped lips.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That is unfortunate
  19. #19
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol, true story?

    Yes it's actually true lol, I was so fucked up.

    Don't care. I should be feeling like misogynist Bundy but I feel pretty good.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat hence why I have yellow teeth and permanent chapped lips:

    The face of a rapist
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