2020-05-09 at 2:05 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
You know when you drink so much that you wake up still kinda buzzed?
I just woke up completely hammered.
Ask Me Nothing.
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2020-05-09 at 2:07 PM UTC
Wine always gives me mud butt
2020-05-09 at 2:11 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Start drinking again at noon for double points.
2020-05-09 at 2:14 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
4 litres?
Over what space of time? And what %
2020-05-09 at 2:53 PM UTC
I tried to shag my mum's neighbor.
Couldn't get hard, she told me GTFO.
2020-05-09 at 4:06 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
yes I do this like every day pr every other day.
2020-05-09 at 4:08 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
hence why I have yellow teeth and permanent chapped lips.