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EVERY guy wishes he could do this.

  1. #1
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    No exceptions.

  2. #2
    My posture is bad enough
  3. #3
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Shes sukn sum guys dik thats sitting under her, what about it
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I like helicopter fuck, he's an american hero

  5. #5
    stop projecting.
  6. #6
    stop noncing
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Not gonna lie... If I could pull this shit off, I would.
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’ve done it before cuz i’m a fagit
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls I’ve done it before cuz i’m a fagit

    Teach me how to self-fellate.
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Teach me how to self-fellate.

    It just requires an above average length and a slim physique, which I haven’t had for a while now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls It just requires an above average length and a slim physique, which I haven’t had for a while now

    Same here. :(
  12. #12
    Wariat Dark Matter
    no star trek, I dont wish to be a tranny or a fag.
  13. #13
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Grylls It just requires an above average length and a slim physique, which I haven’t had for a while now

    I don't require either of those things.
  14. #14
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I don't require either of those things.

    Reason being?
  15. #15
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by Grylls Reason being?

    I'm 6'3", but even at my slimmest (160lbs) I haven't been even near able to touch my own penis with my mouth (about 4.5").
  16. #16
    You have to learn yoga first
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I'm 6'3", but even at my slimmest (160lbs) I haven't been even near able to touch my own penis with my mouth (about 4.5").

    be inspired.

  18. #18
    So that's what those are for
  19. #19
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I'm 6'3", but even at my slimmest (160lbs) I haven't been even near able to touch my own penis with my mouth (about 4.5").

    I always thought tall people had bigger dicks
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Grylls I always thought tall people had bigger dicks

    and fat people have fat dicks ?
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