EVERY guy wishes he could do this.

1. 2020-05-08 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
   No exceptions.
   
   
2. 2020-05-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   My posture is bad enough
3. 2020-05-08 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   Shes sukn sum guys dik thats sitting under her, what about it
4. 2020-05-08 at 9:09 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I like helicopter fuck, he's an american hero
   
   
5. 2020-05-08 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   stop projecting.
6. 2020-05-08 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   stop noncing
7. 2020-05-08 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Not gonna lie... If I could pull this shit off, I would.
8. 2020-05-08 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I’ve done it before cuz i’m a fagit
9. 2020-05-08 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Grylls I’ve done it before cuz i’m a fagit

   
   Teach me how to self-fellate.
10. 2020-05-08 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Teach me how to self-fellate.

    
    It just requires an above average length and a slim physique, which I haven’t had for a while now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks
11. 2020-05-08 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls It just requires an above average length and a slim physique, which I haven’t had for a while now

    
    Same here. :(
12. 2020-05-08 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    no star trek, I dont wish to be a tranny or a fag.
13. 2020-05-08 at 9:40 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by Grylls It just requires an above average length and a slim physique, which I haven’t had for a while now

    
    I don't require either of those things.
14. 2020-05-08 at 9:54 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I don't require either of those things.

    
    Reason being?
15. 2020-05-08 at 9:58 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by Grylls Reason being?

    
    I'm 6'3", but even at my slimmest (160lbs) I haven't been even near able to touch my own penis with my mouth (about 4.5").
16. 2020-05-08 at 9:59 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You have to learn yoga first
17. 2020-05-08 at 10:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I'm 6'3", but even at my slimmest (160lbs) I haven't been even near able to touch my own penis with my mouth (about 4.5").

    
    be inspired.
    
    
18. 2020-05-08 at 10:19 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So that's what those are for
19. 2020-05-08 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof I'm 6'3", but even at my slimmest (160lbs) I haven't been even near able to touch my own penis with my mouth (about 4.5").

    
    I always thought tall people had bigger dicks
20. 2020-05-08 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls I always thought tall people had bigger dicks

    
    and fat people have fat dicks ?