2020-05-02 at 8:53 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by CASPER
lol. Looks like a very pointy cock with reverse-pubes
It really does.
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2020-05-02 at 8:55 PM UTC
lol yeah head of your dick just every nanometer covered with pubes. Someone in the world must have that. Like hirsuitism or wolf man disease, only on ur dick.
2020-05-02 at 8:57 PM UTC
If any man sporting a beard does not shampoo and condition daily, it is clear they are 100% homosexual or they have very very low standards in women
2020-05-02 at 8:58 PM UTC
That must be super jncomfortable though. Stubble is already itchy. But i guess u could grow it out like cat whiskers and since its so sensitive you could navigate in total darkness.
Like an alternate universe daredevil, only very aesthetically unappealing and banned from fighting crime in school zones.
2020-05-02 at 8:59 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Do women shampoo their vagina beards?
2020-05-02 at 9:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.
strap a loofah to ur 4head niqqA
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2020-05-02 at 9:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.
That’s comforting to know .. however, I find it rather enjoyable daily task. If you were clean, I would certainly let you help if the opportunity presented itself
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2020-05-02 at 9:22 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Originally posted by Stopffs
That’s comforting to know .. however, I find it rather enjoyable daily task. If you were clean, I would certainly let you help if the opportunity presented itself
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2020-05-02 at 9:28 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
u two havent fone boned yet?
u 2 been jerkin each other off all day on here
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2020-05-02 at 9:32 PM UTC
I sent out my kitty call this morning .. but gadz didn’t hear me 😢
2020-05-02 at 9:46 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
you been drulin dude, I almost sent you a tissue vea pm this morning
2020-05-02 at 9:49 PM UTC
Polecat:Consummate Wimgman