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Poll: Do you fuckin shampoo your beard or not?

Do you shampoo your beard?

  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER lol. Looks like a very pointy cock with reverse-pubes

    It really does.
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  2. #22
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol yeah head of your dick just every nanometer covered with pubes. Someone in the world must have that. Like hirsuitism or wolf man disease, only on ur dick.
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER lol yeah head of your dick just every nanometer covered with pubes. Someone in the world must have that. Like hirsuitism or wolf man disease, only on ur dick.

    Of all the diseases out there to wind up with, I'll take wolf dick disease hands down.
  4. #24
    If any man sporting a beard does not shampoo and condition daily, it is clear they are 100% homosexual or they have very very low standards in women
  5. #25
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That must be super jncomfortable though. Stubble is already itchy. But i guess u could grow it out like cat whiskers and since its so sensitive you could navigate in total darkness.

    Like an alternate universe daredevil, only very aesthetically unappealing and banned from fighting crime in school zones.
  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs If any man sporting a beard does not shampoo and condition daily, it is clear they are 100% homosexual or they have very very low standards in women

    I just decided to shave it off in the end.

    I now save 50% on my shampoo bill. AMA.
  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Do women shampoo their vagina beards?
  8. #28
    Originally posted by gadzooks Do women shampoo their vagina beards?

    I certainly hope so, jeesh.

    I don’t sport a beard, but I still shampoo and conditioner my pussy

    What is AMA?
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs I certainly hope so, jeesh.

    I don’t sport a beard, but I still shampoo and conditioner my pussy

    If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs What is AMA?

    Anal Massage Actuator.
  11. #31
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.

    strap a loofah to ur 4head niqqA
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  12. #32
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you find it especially cumbersome, I suppose I could volunteer my services and do it for you.

    That’s comforting to know .. however, I find it rather enjoyable daily task. If you were clean, I would certainly let you help if the opportunity presented itself
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  13. #33
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs That’s comforting to know .. however, I find it rather enjoyable daily task. If you were clean, I would certainly let you help if the opportunity presented itself

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  14. #34
    Never say never
  15. #35
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    u two havent fone boned yet?
    u 2 been jerkin each other off all day on here
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  16. #36
    I sent out my kitty call this morning .. but gadz didn’t hear me 😢
  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Stopffs I sent out my kitty call this morning .. but gadz didn’t hear me 😢

    Clearly I missed it somehow.

    You could PM me on here, tho.

    I would PM you first, but I can't.

    I have a general rule about making first moves.
  18. #38
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you been drulin dude, I almost sent you a tissue vea pm this morning
  19. #39
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Polecat:Consummate Wimgman
  20. #40
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT you been drulin dude, I almost sent you a tissue vea pm this morning

    Paige drules over me and she uses a tissue to clean her face after I cum on her
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