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  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace Naturally Camouflaged
    what would you do with one
  2. #2
    Fox African Astronaut
    Define portal condom. My mental image is putting on a condom that teleports my dick directly into the nearest vagina
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  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no it's a condom that you wear so that people can't portal inside of you
  4. #4
    Portal trap uwu don't get stuck inside me gamers wait until 1.16 to fast load your chunks inside me
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  5. #5
    MexicanMasterRace Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Define portal condom. My mental image is putting on a condom that teleports my dick directly into the nearest vagina

    Its a pair of high tech cock rings that envelop your dick in a matter transporting film that is imperceptible to the touch of naked dick skin. It is not effective as a contraceptive.

    You'd still have to put one condom ring in front of a vagina if you wanted to fucc. Otherwise you can stick your dick in literally anything you want. Hot fryer grease, bag of dog food, sky is the limit.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace sky is the limit.

    that's a shame because I wanted to invade the ISS
  7. #7
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Its a pair of high tech cock rings that envelop your dick in a matter transporting film that is imperceptible to the touch of naked dick skin. It is not effective as a contraceptive.

    You'd still have to put one condom ring in front of a vagina if you wanted to fucc. Otherwise you can stick your dick in literally anything you want. Hot fryer grease, bag of dog food, sky is the limit.

    wat
  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra that's a shame because I wanted to invade the ISS

    where does the sky ends and the spaces begin ?
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