Portal condom

1. 2020-04-17 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   what would you do with one
2. 2020-04-17 at 12:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Define portal condom. My mental image is putting on a condom that teleports my dick directly into the nearest vagina
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   • Technologist
3. 2020-04-17 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no it's a condom that you wear so that people can't portal inside of you
4. 2020-04-17 at 12:39 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Portal trap uwu don't get stuck inside me gamers wait until 1.16 to fast load your chunks inside me
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5. 2020-04-17 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Define portal condom. My mental image is putting on a condom that teleports my dick directly into the nearest vagina

   
   Its a pair of high tech cock rings that envelop your dick in a matter transporting film that is imperceptible to the touch of naked dick skin. It is not effective as a contraceptive.
   
   You'd still have to put one condom ring in front of a vagina if you wanted to fucc. Otherwise you can stick your dick in literally anything you want. Hot fryer grease, bag of dog food, sky is the limit.
6. 2020-04-17 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace sky is the limit.

   
   that's a shame because I wanted to invade the ISS
7. 2020-04-17 at 1:40 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Its a pair of high tech cock rings that envelop your dick in a matter transporting film that is imperceptible to the touch of naked dick skin. It is not effective as a contraceptive.
   
   You'd still have to put one condom ring in front of a vagina if you wanted to fucc. Otherwise you can stick your dick in literally anything you want. Hot fryer grease, bag of dog food, sky is the limit.

   
   wat
8. 2020-04-17 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra that's a shame because I wanted to invade the ISS

   
   where does the sky ends and the spaces begin ?