Boris Johnson admitted into the hospital after being diagnosed with coronavirus

1. 2020-04-07 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #81
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Most people die of the intubation process itself. They're so sick already at that point and can hardly breathe as it is, and these mindless and incompetent morons shove a hose down their throats, placing their bodies into an advanced state of shock and they die. A dirty little secret these fuckwits don't want people to know.
2. 2020-04-07 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala I’m from the country. We ain’t got that smog shit!
   
   Smells like cow shit and grass just the way God intended.

   
   Damn u went and dropped the capital G on me. Ew
3. 2020-04-07 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #83
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The Brits are in a literal frenzy right now, because their King Bee is deathly sick and may well expire.
4. 2020-04-07 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Damn u went and dropped the capital G on me. Ew

   
   Boy you better get right with the Lord in case The Vid slaps you in your asshole!
5. 2020-04-07 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The Brits are in a literal frenzy right now, because their King Bee is deathly sick and may well expire.

   
   I don’t think you know what the word literal means
6. 2020-04-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fox I don’t think you know what the word literal means

   
   There's fake frenzies are real frenzies.
7. 2020-04-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Boy you better get right with the Lord in case The Vid slaps you in your asshole!

   
   The lord better get right with me sister
8. 2020-04-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lmao
9. 2020-04-07 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What’s The Vid?
10. 2020-04-07 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #90
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    CoVid-19
11. 2020-04-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
12. 2020-04-07 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #92
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fox What’s The Vid?

    
    It's a character like The Boogeyman, except he's called The Vid for some reason, and his only job is to sneak into people's homes at night and slap their asshole.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2020-04-07 at 9:52 PM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    At first I thought she said The VD
14. 2020-04-07 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It's a character like The Boogeyman, except he's called The Vid for some reason, and his only job is to sneak into people's homes at night and slap their asshole.

    
    

    Show spoiler
15. 2020-04-07 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #95
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All we had was the The Amazing Kreskin as kids.
16. 2020-04-07 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    NBC Jèw York weekend news anchor Adam Jèwburstein’s kike father dies of wuhan bat flu, and he makes it all about himself. Why is this national news
    
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nbc-new-york-anchor-says-his-father-died-coronavirus-stranger-n1178566
17. 2020-04-07 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #97
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox NBC Jèw York weekend news anchor Adam Jèwburstein’s kike father dies of wuhan bat flu, and he makes it all about himself. Why is this national news
    
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nbc-new-york-anchor-says-his-father-died-coronavirus-stranger-n1178566

    
    Could very well have died of a heart attack and they're parading him around as a coronavirus fatality. True.
18. 2020-04-07 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #98
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Could very well have died of a heart attack and they're parading him around as a coronavirus fatality. True.

    
    Whenever you end your posts with 'true' or 'true story' I'm instantly wondering why you did that.
    
    But in the instance you say "it could have been..." that sort of implies true.
    
    True, it could have been... anything. Technically. So. True is redundant. .
19. 2020-04-07 at 11:41 PM UTC

    #99
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Whenever you end your posts with 'true' or 'true story' I'm instantly wondering why you did that.
    
    But in the instance you say "it could have been…" that sort of implies true.
    
    True, it could have been… anything. Technically. So. True is redundant. .

    
    "Very well" was a key part of the sentence.
20. 2020-04-08 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Boris just died a few minutes ago.