Originally posted by Wariat
yes in prison at one point ai did 20 pull ups. now I. an do 6-7 give or twke or a half assed 8. i can do hand stands for a sexond or two sometimes and eorking on the splits as well.
Wariat, I fucking HATE you like Covid-19, but 20 pull ups sounds like a reasonable un boasting number which is probably the same.
I'm not one for press ups but how many can you do without dying.
most people do pull ups half assed or half way down. I csn probably do like 6-7 real ones and never really was able to do more than 10. but i dont practice this that much.
I don't do parkour, but I'll go to the park across the street from me and I'll just hang and stretch on the monkey bars because I have back problems.
I'm more into swimming and they finally rebuilt the pool at the park but I think because of this bs its going to be another year before the city opens it.
I dont get how middle easterners or arabic people are so good at doing shit on monkey bars. even the slightly obese ones is aw in israel like the palestinians. how the fuck do they learn wnd not break their neck doing that shit? like at one time they just go for it? like the flip from hanging upside down by the legs or even lifting your body sideways while holding say a barrell or something. How foes one learn thwt without breaking a neck or having fear? I want to be like thwt thta my gowl to be able to flip off hanging upside down monkey bars and shit besides the parkour..
Originally posted by Wariat
I dont get how middle easterners or arabic people are so good at doing shit on monkey bars. even the slightly obese ones is aw in israel like the palestinians. how the fuck do they learn wnd not break their neck doing that shit? like at one time they just go for it? like the flip from hanging upside down by the legs or even lifting your body sideways while holding say a barrell or something. How foes one learn thwt without breaking a neck or having fear? I want to be like thwt thta my gowl to be able to flip off hanging upside down monkey bars and shit besides the parkour..
It's not only arabic people that can do that. It's muscle memory and practice, like skateboarding it takes finesse. its like playing the guitar, playing chess you build up, practice makes perfect.
Originally posted by Wariat
I dont get how middle easterners or arabic people are so good at doing shit on monkey bars. even the slightly obese ones is aw in israel like the palestinians. how the fuck do they learn wnd not break their neck doing that shit? like at one time they just go for it? like the flip from hanging upside down by the legs or even lifting your body sideways while holding say a barrell or something. How foes one learn thwt without breaking a neck or having fear? I want to be like thwt thta my gowl to be able to flip off hanging upside down monkey bars and shit besides the parkour..
Stfu obese people on monkey bars.
Listen Nonce wing King you were NEVER a true CRIM. I'm going to come Warsaw and fucking round house your faggot nonce arse all over the place then fuck your womenz. I already know your location.
Originally posted by Wariat
i mean if youf ail in your practice you may get hurt no?
I'm not arabic and I can do it, you can squeeze your knees around those butter bee's bars. I dont know man like I like to cycle but last summer I fucking made a mistake and got fucked up , I broke a few bones and had to get stitches while just taking a break at work cycling to the store. shit happens. I'm still cycling though. People thought I got beat up but I didn't they were like OMG DOUG YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
It sucked really bad luckily my ex gf took care of me because I could barely lift my left arm
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Originally posted by HTS
I'm picturing wariat running over the rooftops from house to house diddling every kid he finds and fleeing into the night. Please don't learn parkour.
Yes but if he did it in top of skyscrapers .. let's go!!! Wariat there are so many 12 yr old girls that hang out on top of skyscrapers waiting for dudes to do some badass freestyle parkour on the ledges without safety equipment. It's TRUE
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