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Im thinking of lesrning parkour and becoming like one of these guys

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i need some passion in life and think i could join these guys and co oete on their level in no time.

  2. #2
    Octavian motherfucker
    Shut the fuck up Nonce, you just want to get closer to the kids.

    And you won't do this anyway.
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    Wariats aspiration #1,000,000.

    But he won’t do shit cause he a drunk pedo.
  4. #4
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    No reason not to, besides being 35 and overweight.

    You have free healthcare, right?
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  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    oh trust me I conquered the first step already. see this barrier in front of me:



    I finally was able to hop on my right leg on the side thick metal part on top of the railing and even did it on the part that is unstable and moves or swings backwards and was able to balance for a sec and jump forward.
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the lady got mad at me though that thinks she runs the hood here or the street the same piece of shit gadzooks knows about she said something to me from her back window yesterday which is like straight behind the railing at the building. i told her it wont break and she just said oh it is soldered on or some more power tripping bullshit from her. i still kept doing it till i did it later though. but i dont know why i become so nervous dealing with trash people like thta tyring to tell me what to do.
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I have weird obsessions too like I did it with me right foot on top of the section where the door touches the railing and my left foot on top of the opening backwards door (if it was pure both side sopening i wouldnt attempt it) like i had to do it on top where the door fully opens. i just had to. it was a oure obsession for like two days where i couldnt think of nothing else but conquering this.
  8. #8
    you're unstable & out of shape, stop being deceitful.
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat I have weird obsessions too like I did it with me right foot on top of the section where the door touches the railing and my left foot on top of the opening backwards door (if it was pure both side sopening i wouldnt attempt it) like i had to do it on top where the door fully opens. i just had to. it was a oure obsession for like two days where i couldnt think of nothing else but conquering this.

    That's just your Autism
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im not in bad shape anymore. plus you can be slightly overweight or eat a lot like salma hayek is and be in shape. ive seen many boxers and some mma righters look this way for instance or look at that ruiz guy who fought the black guy for na hour straight.
  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Wariat the lady got mad at me though that thinks she runs the hood here or the street the same piece of shit gadzooks knows about she said something to me from her back window yesterday which is like straight behind the railing at the building. i told her it wont break and she just said oh it is soldered on or some more power tripping bullshit from her. i still kept doing it till i did it later though. but i dont know why i become so nervous dealing with trash people like thta tyring to tell me what to do.

    And of course you’re being disrespectful. That’s not your building. I hope she calls the building owner. You think they built that for you to do your monkey fag jumps on it?
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its called parkour and its a legal sport. i got to do it somewhere so might as well in my own backyard than someone elses right? and what can they do to me since im not breaking snything? they csnt do shit swuat shit not even fine me since its not an illegal sport.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Wariat im not in bad shape anymore. plus you can be slightly overweight or eat a lot like salma hayek is and be in shape. ive seen many boxers and some mma righters look this way for instance or look at that ruiz guy who fought the black guy for na hour straight.

    there many out of shape fighters but not so w/ gymnasts which parkour is closest to. stick to trolling dive bars & doing shitty graphics.
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  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and even if it is illegal like graffiti thats fine with me because i am into the living on the edge lifestyle.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Wariat and even if it is illegal like graffiti thats fine with me because i am into the living on the edge lifestyle.

    Ohhh so edgy. Meeting up with 12 yr olds.
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im not fst bro. just slightly overweight which is msot,y just due to beer. trust me most americans are way more overeeight than me.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Wariat im not fst bro. just slightly overweight which is msot,y just due to beer. trust me most americans are way more overeeight than me.

    Your lifestyle via your postings tell me all I need to know about you.
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    oh im real edgy. everything about me is edgy even my art and gay porn. im i to the lifing on the edge lifestyle and into shit like parkour, gradfiti, ultras or soccer hooligans everything that normies hate and society rejects. thats me alright.
  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    chicks dont wnat nice boys chicks like assholes dn those who dont follow societys rules. guys like me get all the chicks not guys like star trek.
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yup, you are a reject.
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