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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox I don’t think anybody on this site except for you two losers would even bother wasting one iota of a thought on me.

    This might be hard for you to believe, but this website isn’t real life. You people are just words on a screen to me, isn’t it like that for everybody

    The only reason anyone wastes time on you is because you are a dogfucker and your intense patheticness is inherently entertaining.
  2. Threatening violence even online is considered an actual crime in our liberal society, and you are an actual rat fuck who is so afraid of me you’d do anything to avoid a real life confrontation, including talking to police.

    I will find out where you live one day and we can have a friendly chat about it
  3. snab_snib African Astronaut
    you know i was a little kid on the internet once, too. i remember the thought processes that led me to talk like a cringy moron all the time, just like this little tardlet. i remember a couple years back finding a totse archive and looking up my posts from 2000-2005 and being like wtf, i was so cringy. that's an experience he might have as well, if this kid ever matures into someone who doesn't talk like a fag 100% of the time (unlikely at this rate of arrested development).

    i can't imagine how corny and uncool he is in real life. he's probably just really quiet and then says something weird to make people distance themselves from him.
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  4. Originally posted by snab_snib you know i was a little kid on the internet once, too. i remember the thought processes that led me to talk like a cringy moron all the time, just like this little tardlet. i remember a couple years back finding a totse archive and looking up my posts from 2000-2005 and being like wtf, i was so cringy. that's an experience he might have as well, if this kid ever matures into someone who doesn't talk like a fag 100% of the time (unlikely at this rate of arrested development).

    i can't imagine how corny and uncool he is in real life. he's probably just really quiet and then says something weird to make people distance themselves from him.

    Another guy who has to make shit up about me because he has absolutely nothing real to attack me with.
  5. Originally posted by snab_snib you know i was a little kid on the internet once, too. i remember the thought processes that led me to talk like a cringy moron all the time, just like this little tardlet. i remember a couple years back finding a totse archive and looking up my posts from 2000-2005 and being like wtf, i was so cringy. that's an experience he might have as well, if this kid ever matures into someone who doesn't talk like a fag 100% of the time (unlikely at this rate of arrested development).

    i can't imagine how corny and uncool he is in real life. he's probably just really quiet and then says something weird to make people distance themselves from him.

    ^extremely racist online persona, but in real life fixes black peoples’ cars without so much as making eye contact with them out of fear
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox The reason he invented this story of dog fuckery is because he has nothing else to use against me. He knows can’t compete with me by any metric in real life, he won’t agree to a meetup to fight me even though we live in the same city, nor can he even win an argument with me online using logic or intellect, so he’s resorted to his only option: a desperate smear campaign hoping it catches on to discredit me. And again, he’s been doing this for years, almost every time he sees me post he’ll pop in and call me a dogfucker even though I almost never even acknowledge him.

    That’s how much he cares about any challenge to his online tough guy persona and what he’ll do to protect his fragile ego

    Do you use peanut butter?
  7. snab_snib African Astronaut
    wear some deodorant, take a shower, i can smell the sweat flying off as you furiously type, thinking frantically as you try to defend your fledgling little ego, from all the way over here. you're super triggered like this because we have you pegged to a T. you're transparent and very easy to decipher.
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  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Do you use peanut butter?

    Nutella
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox Nutella

    Very considerate to the dog, to think about its health.
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Threatening violence even online is considered an actual crime in our liberal society,

    Super duper offensive crime time:

    I'll cut your head off.

    WOOP WOOP WOOP That's the sound of sirens coming to make fun of yout snitch clerk faggot ass.

    and you are an actual rat fuck who is so afraid of me you’d do anything to avoid a real life confrontation, including talking to police.

    I will find out where you live one day and we can have a friendly chat about it

    Again, nobody wants to hang out with you.

    Folk this is the other fact I neglected to mention: the reason why he is so asspained is not only because he is embarrassed he fucks dogs, but because he begged me to hang out with him and I said no repeatedly, as he is a loser.

    Edit: Also, note that he has no friends.
  11. Originally posted by ORACLE Super duper offensive crime time:

    I'll cut your head off.

    WOOP WOOP WOOP That's the sound of sirens coming to make fun of yout snitch clerk faggot ass.



    Again, nobody wants to hang out with you.

    Folk this is the other fact I neglected to mention: the reason why he is so asspained is not only because he is embarrassed he fucks dogs, but because he begged me to hang out with him and I said no repeatedly, as he is a loser.

    Edit: Also, note that he has no friends.

    Folks, this guy just spent 3 minutes straight editing his post multiple times and he still got it wrong.

    Profeshunal righter ladies & gentlemen
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Folks, this guy just spent 3 minutes straight editing his post multiple times and he still got it wrong.

    Profeshunal righter ladies & gentlemen

    Folks he just spent 8 minutes thinking of a response and this is all he came up with, the edit note.

    I didn't know it was possible to get even more pathetic than correcting grammatical errors but he found it, the new low. Not surprising from a dogfucker though.

    Edit: Remember that Dogfucker has no friends.
  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuckin DH'ers
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Fuckin DH'ers

    I know, eh? Those guys are fucked up!
  15. Originally posted by Octavian I think meeting up for a fight is a little too far. 3/4 of this site would be either dead or in jail if we all met up. I know I would spade Wariat's ugly fucking face in and bury him alive.

    poland is that way.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny poland is that way.

    No I'd smash your slanty eyed chink face in first.
  17. Originally posted by Octavian No I'd smash your slanty eyed chink face in first.

    china is that way.
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I made a lentil pea and potato dish and ate it with high fiber pita bread, it's like the perfect storm of uninterrupted, satisfying, creamy shits
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    According to dogfucker I have previously been a gas station attendant, homeless, living in Pakistan, living in Wyoming, living with my parents, living with my girlfriend, living with someone who was never my girlfriend but apparently is now, and living in my car.

    All I gotta say is, my fictional life in dogfucker's mind has been a rollercoaster.

    Clerky McDogfuckerson is visibly envious of successful, hard working people like me, and other honest folk on this site.
  20. Originally posted by ORACLE According to dogfucker I have previously been a gas station attendant, homeless, living in Pakistan, living in Wyoming, living with my parents, living with my girlfriend, living with someone who was never my girlfriend but apparently is now, and living in my car.

    All I gotta say is, my fictional life in dogfucker's mind has been a rollercoaster.

    Clerky McDogfuckerson is visibly envious of successful, hard working people like me, and other honest folk on this site.

    you remember everything he said about you.
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