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I'm going to starve to death in this lockdown

  1. #21
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls exactly my point

    I don’t see a point
  2. #22
    Houston just put on mandatory lockdown till April 3rd...so we are shutting up shop today till April 6th and sending everyone home on full pay. I'll be coming in tomorrow though on my own to take care of some stuff like the hero I am.

    After that I expect to be full on reverted to caveman by April 3rd.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it was kinda funny the other night, like so weird.. but I went and bought a brew and a couple alcapone cigs and I was unwrapping it and this guy rode up on his bike by me.. and kinda had this "oh shit I can't go into the store bcause this guy might steal my bike because im paranoid.." look.. and he turned it around was like Hey brah.. how ya been doing I'm saul.. I've seen you here earlier.. and I was like

    I wasn't here earlier today.. maybe you saw me another day? I do live in this neighborhood and he just was like yeaah brah.. fist bumping me and stuff talking about how he was going to get a job with his friends that are opening a new resteraunt and I was like what kind? and he was just like really deliberately vague about it..

    some people are weird, I went out last night at 2 in the morning and my new neighbor is pretty cool.. and i was leaving my place and he was like what are you doing up this late and i said im going for a walk and to smoke a cig I just woke up and he was like really you do that for fun this late? Which was weird for him to ask because he's sitting outside me door drinking and smoking a cig that late..

    like lol you like to walk?!

    they're trying to say they want to engage in homosexual acts with you.
  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls cum at me

    alrdy cumd in u fag
  5. #25
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You don't have to force me to avoid people lol

    You should apply for an award - Ontario Citizen of the Year 2020: Outstanding Achievements in Social Distancing
  6. #26
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting alrdy cumd in u fag

    at my fukin face u fagot
  7. #27
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Houston just put on mandatory lockdown till April 3rd…so we are shutting up shop today till April 6th and sending everyone home on full pay. I'll be coming in tomorrow though on my own to take care of some stuff like the hero I am.

    After that I expect to be full on reverted to caveman by April 3rd.

    πŸ˜” I'll miss you


    πŸ™„
  8. #28
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t πŸ˜” I'll miss you


    πŸ™„

    Well you didn't for the last 2 yrs!
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls exactly my point

    the only point you have is your pointy head because you came out of the womb backwards dick face
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Houston just put on mandatory lockdown till April 3rd…so we are shutting up shop today till April 6th and sending everyone home on full pay. I'll be coming in tomorrow though on my own to take care of some stuff like the hero I am.

    After that I expect to be full on reverted to caveman by April 3rd.

    same here in austin just now. I just went out and bought up a ton of chicken to cook so I can at least do that and make fart sounds with my arm pit in the mean while. I went to the park last night after getting on it and drinking with my neighbor and the cops asked us why we are outside and how we aren't going to be able to do this tomorrow night. I've been up for like two days

  11. #31
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well you didn't for the last 2 yrs!

    Oh Biscuit, I missed you. Just not enough to remember this site or my log in πŸ˜…
  12. #32
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Oh Biscuit, I missed you. Just not enough to remember this site or my log in πŸ˜…

    I got 2yrs older, fatter, wrinklier, miserabler, meaner in your absence.
  13. #33
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Is that possible? I didnt
  14. #34
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Is that possible? I didnt

    We can't all be winners baby, there has to be balance.
  15. #35
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    True that. One day I'll be a winner too
  16. #36
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t True that. One day I'll be a winner too

    Still playing hard to get...
  17. #37
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I've never been hard to get ... just hard to hold on to 😁
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Houston just put on mandatory lockdown till April 3rd…so we are shutting up shop today till April 6th and sending everyone home on full pay. I'll be coming in tomorrow though on my own to take care of some stuff like the hero I am.

    After that I expect to be full on reverted to caveman by April 3rd.

    i thought only china does that.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Houston just put on mandatory lockdown till April 3rd…so we are shutting up shop today till April 6th and sending everyone home on full pay. I'll be coming in tomorrow though on my own to take care of some stuff like the hero I am.

    After that I expect to be full on reverted to caveman by April 3rd.

    ahem.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've been working too, I can multitask, unlike China I don't shut down simply because some little virus is acting up.
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We can't all be winners baby, there has to be balance.

    I cant decide if that was a subtle cut suggesting that she didnt think it was literally possible for you to become any fatter, meaner, wrinkier, or miserable.. Hmm..

  20. #40
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls at my fukin face u fagot

    am waitn in bushs fgt
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