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Being an uncle is overrated these days.

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    Female relative : Girls, uncle Vinny's here !!!! You all know what this means ......

    Girls (in unison) : Time to change into loooooooong pantsssss.

    Female relative : Goooood girls.

    yea. being an uncle used to be fun.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Jesus Christ
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    stl1 African Astronaut
    Fucking dickhead pedo.
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol
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    It's better to be an unco
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    Every family has one of those Uncles.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Grampa's squiggly catching game in the basement.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Every family has one of those Uncles.

    tell us about your uncle.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tell us about your uncle.

    He had a plastic lower leg after losing it in a motorcycle accident. He would sit and scratch it like it was real and itchy much to the amusement of us kids.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He had a plastic lower leg after losing it in a motorcycle accident. He would sit and scratch it like it was real and itchy much to the amusement of us kids.

    yes, whay else ?

    whats the thing you remember most about him ?
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He had a plastic lower leg after losing it in a motorcycle accident. He would sit and scratch it like it was real and itchy much to the amusement of us kids.

    Would he ask you kids to help him scratch it ?
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    I don't kiss and tell. (to both of you)
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    i assume the worst.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i assume the worst.

    The worst to you is probably "nothing happened"
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    nothing that you remembered.
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