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Being an uncle is overrated these days.

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    Female relative : Girls, uncle Vinny's here !!!! You all know what this means ......

    Girls (in unison) : Time to change into loooooooong pantsssss.

    Female relative : Goooood girls.

    yea. being an uncle used to be fun.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Jesus Christ
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Fucking dickhead pedo.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's better to be an unco
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    Every family has one of those Uncles.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grampa's squiggly catching game in the basement.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Every family has one of those Uncles.

    tell us about your uncle.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tell us about your uncle.

    He had a plastic lower leg after losing it in a motorcycle accident. He would sit and scratch it like it was real and itchy much to the amusement of us kids.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He had a plastic lower leg after losing it in a motorcycle accident. He would sit and scratch it like it was real and itchy much to the amusement of us kids.

    yes, whay else ?

    whats the thing you remember most about him ?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He had a plastic lower leg after losing it in a motorcycle accident. He would sit and scratch it like it was real and itchy much to the amusement of us kids.

    Would he ask you kids to help him scratch it ?
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    I don't kiss and tell. (to both of you)
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    i assume the worst.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i assume the worst.

    The worst to you is probably "nothing happened"
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    nothing that you remembered.
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