2020-03-05 at 4:14 AM UTC
Mexican people call me a pussy for chasing tequila with mountain Dew. It's not like I need it, I just enjoy it is all. It completely gets rid of the tequila burn so you can do triple shots of patron
But then I got to thinking when you go to taco bell what's the sponsored drink there... Mountain Dew .. Holy shit
Mexicans have this shit locked down
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2020-03-05 at 3:16 PM UTC
I dont drink tequila or mountain dew.
2020-03-06 at 12:24 AM UTC
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for reelection.