Mexican Monopoly

1. 2020-03-05 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #1
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Mexican people call me a pussy for chasing tequila with mountain Dew. It's not like I need it, I just enjoy it is all. It completely gets rid of the tequila burn so you can do triple shots of patron
   
   But then I got to thinking when you go to taco bell what's the sponsored drink there... Mountain Dew .. Holy shit
   
   Mexicans have this shit locked down
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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2. 2020-03-05 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Folx?
3. 2020-03-05 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I dont drink tequila or mountain dew.
4. 2020-03-05 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #4
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Mexican people call me a pussy for chasing tequila with mountain Dew. It's not like I need it, I just enjoy it is all. It completely gets rid of the tequila burn so you can do triple shots of patron
   
   But then I got to thinking when you go to taco bell what's the sponsored drink there… Mountain Dew .. Holy shit
   
   Mexicans have this shit locked down

   
   why not just use water ?
5. 2020-03-05 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why not just use water ?

   
   First worlders don't drink water.
6. 2020-03-05 at 7:41 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country First worlders don't drink water.

   
   i, i c.
7. 2020-03-05 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Mountain Dew is my water
8. 2020-03-06 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for reelection.