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Hair care. Do you use hairspray? What if your hair is standing up, what do you do?

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    What do you do if you're having a President Bernie hair day?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Also do you think politicians try minoxidil/finasteride/saw palmetto to stop their receding hair lines?

    I use minoxidil once daily personally. It seems to work great. Whenever I don't use it I can see the lightness develop.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    I keep my head shaved pretty short. I don’t put any stuff in it except shampoo/conditioner when I shower.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Also my hairline will never recede.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fox Also my hairline will never recede.

    False.

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    mmQ victim of incest
    I used to use my mom's hairspray in middle school and slick my hair back on the sides because it wasnt quite long enough to tuck behind my ears, but I wanted the Kurt Cobain look so I had to spray it down so it basically attached to the spot behind my ears.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ False.


    My dad is 61 and it hasn’t happened to him yet. Maybe when he’s like 80, but probably won’t live that long
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fox My dad is 61 and it hasn’t happened to him yet. Maybe when he’s like 80, but probably won’t live that long

    Are you your own dad?!
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ False.


    BLAME YOUR MOM
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by 🐿 BLAME YOUR MOM

    My mom has golden locks that flow like the hill sides of Mount Rapunzel. It's my great great great great grandpa's fault. On my dad's side of the family, of course.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's cool as fuck, he's going old man super saiyan
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox My dad is 61 and it hasn’t happened to him yet. Maybe when he’s like 80, but probably won’t live that long

    What did your mom’s father look like? It’s his fault.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    My Dad had a full head of hair till the day he died. Both my brothers are thinning on the top, just like my Mom’s Father.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    My moms dad died in his mid forties from health problems long before I was born, I’ve never seen him. So yeah it’s not all sunshine and roses genetically speaking. But I seem to have got more of my dad’s dominant asiany genes instead of my mom’s flawed white people genes
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox My moms dad died in his mid forties from health problems long before I was born, I’ve never seen him. So yeah it’s not all sunshine and roses genetically speaking. But I seem to have got more of my dad’s dominant asiany genes instead of my mom’s flawed white people genes

    YOU'RE A HAPA MALE. THAT'S FUCKED DUDE. I'M SORRY
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox My moms dad died in his mid forties from health problems long before I was born, I’ve never seen him. So yeah it’s not all sunshine and roses genetically speaking. But I seem to have got more of my dad’s dominant asiany genes instead of my mom’s flawed white people genes




    Don’t knock my white priveledge.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist

    Don’t knock my white priveledge.

    I look white enough to have white privilege too.
  18. #18
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox I look white enough to have white privilege too.

    DUDE LOOK AT YOUR AVATAR

    DUDE

    I'M SORRY BUT DUDE
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox I look white enough to have white privilege too.

    Nope, sorry, you cannot join the club!
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Nope, sorry, you cannot join the club!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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