Hair care. Do you use hairspray? What if your hair is standing up, what do you do?

1. 2020-03-02 at 10:13 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   
   
   What do you do if you're having a President Bernie hair day?
2. 2020-03-02 at 10:15 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Also do you think politicians try minoxidil/finasteride/saw palmetto to stop their receding hair lines?
   
   I use minoxidil once daily personally. It seems to work great. Whenever I don't use it I can see the lightness develop.
3. 2020-03-02 at 10:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I keep my head shaved pretty short. I don’t put any stuff in it except shampoo/conditioner when I shower.
4. 2020-03-02 at 10:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also my hairline will never recede.
5. 2020-03-02 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox Also my hairline will never recede.

   
   False.
   
   
6. 2020-03-02 at 10:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I used to use my mom's hairspray in middle school and slick my hair back on the sides because it wasnt quite long enough to tuck behind my ears, but I wanted the Kurt Cobain look so I had to spray it down so it basically attached to the spot behind my ears.
7. 2020-03-02 at 11:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ False.
   
   

   
   My dad is 61 and it hasn’t happened to him yet. Maybe when he’s like 80, but probably won’t live that long
8. 2020-03-02 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fox My dad is 61 and it hasn’t happened to him yet. Maybe when he’s like 80, but probably won’t live that long

   
   Are you your own dad?!
9. 2020-03-03 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ False.
   
   

   
   BLAME YOUR MOM
10. 2020-03-03 at 1:02 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 🐿 BLAME YOUR MOM

    
    My mom has golden locks that flow like the hill sides of Mount Rapunzel. It's my great great great great grandpa's fault. On my dad's side of the family, of course.
11. 2020-03-03 at 1:02 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's cool as fuck, he's going old man super saiyan
12. 2020-03-03 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Fox My dad is 61 and it hasn’t happened to him yet. Maybe when he’s like 80, but probably won’t live that long

    
    What did your mom’s father look like? It’s his fault.
13. 2020-03-03 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    My Dad had a full head of hair till the day he died. Both my brothers are thinning on the top, just like my Mom’s Father.
14. 2020-03-03 at 1:22 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My moms dad died in his mid forties from health problems long before I was born, I’ve never seen him. So yeah it’s not all sunshine and roses genetically speaking. But I seem to have got more of my dad’s dominant asiany genes instead of my mom’s flawed white people genes
15. 2020-03-03 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox My moms dad died in his mid forties from health problems long before I was born, I’ve never seen him. So yeah it’s not all sunshine and roses genetically speaking. But I seem to have got more of my dad’s dominant asiany genes instead of my mom’s flawed white people genes

    
    YOU'RE A HAPA MALE. THAT'S FUCKED DUDE. I'M SORRY
16. 2020-03-03 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Fox My moms dad died in his mid forties from health problems long before I was born, I’ve never seen him. So yeah it’s not all sunshine and roses genetically speaking. But I seem to have got more of my dad’s dominant asiany genes instead of my mom’s flawed white people genes

    
    
    
    
    Don’t knock my white priveledge.
17. 2020-03-03 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist
    
    Don’t knock my white priveledge.

    
    I look white enough to have white privilege too.
18. 2020-03-03 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox I look white enough to have white privilege too.

    
    DUDE LOOK AT YOUR AVATAR
    
    DUDE
    
    I'M SORRY BUT DUDE
19. 2020-03-03 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Fox I look white enough to have white privilege too.

    
    Nope, sorry, you cannot join the club!
20. 2020-03-03 at 1:28 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Nope, sorry, you cannot join the club!

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Technologist, 
    • aldra