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Best fruit ans vegetables to juice?

  1. #1
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    And what health benefits do they provide?
  2. #2
    blaster master victim of incest
    I suggest milking an egg plant, kinda like this, πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸŽΆ
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  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oranges are great. I love orange juice. It has lots of Vitamin C.
  4. #4
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Broccoli = low calorie and fills you up
    Beetroot = makes you feel good, no idea why
    Sauerkraut = similar to beetroot, fermented foods are generally good
    Spinach leaves = low calorie, fills you up, fiber allows food to ferment in a healthy way
    Lettuce = fills you up and allows food room to ferment - not as awesome as spinach, but still good.
    Tomatoes = fills you up, low calories

    Add in some fillers like gherins, sweetcorn, etc, and a protein like chicken or soy, and a fat like coleslaw, and you have a guaranteed weight loss mixture .
  5. #5
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Broccoli = low calorie and fills you up
    Beetroot = makes you feel good, no idea why
    Sauerkraut = similar to beetroot, fermented foods are generally good
    Spinach leaves = low calorie, fills you up, fiber allows food to ferment in a healthy way
    Lettuce = fills you up and allows food room to ferment - not as awesome as spinach, but still good.
    Tomatoes = fills you up, low calories

    Add in some fillers like gherins, sweetcorn, etc, and a protein like chicken or soy, and a fat like coleslaw, and you have a guaranteed weight loss mixture .

    All that only applies to overweight people like yourself.

    I'm looking into juicing for health, I have no need for something that is going to keep me from gaining weight.

    Mostly I'm looking to healing myself from 10 years of alcoholism.
  6. #6
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Corona-chan All that only applies to overweight people like yourself.

    I'm looking into juicing for health, I have no need for something that is going to keep me from gaining weight.

    Mostly I'm looking to healing myself from 10 years of alcoholism.

    Ya can’t heal yourself till you stop drinking
  7. #7
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    He can reduce the harm he's doing by eating a better diet

    I've never had juiced veggies, sounds gross unless you mix em with fruit. It almost sounds like OP doesn't like these things and wants to force them down via juicing.. I would so much rather just eat them myself, but anyway you can juice carrots with strawberries or tomatoes with strawberries or greens with blueberries I think... just be ready for it to taste like blueberries and dirt when you could have just ate them. Eat a multivitamin for starters.
  8. #8
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i knew you were a degenerate, corona-chan. but i didn't think you'd stoop to cannibalism.
  9. #9
    Orange - carrot juice is the king combo of the juice world.
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  10. #10
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Pomegranates, blueberries, and grapefruit are all really good for you as far as vitamins and nutrients and shit goes.
  11. #11
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Grape and watermelon nigga
  12. #12
    Kiwi strawberry watermelon cucumber
  13. #13
    durian juice is what you need.
  14. #14
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    pee pee and poo manure in ur juicer has proviotics
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  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I like kimchi
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