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Your bank account is gone forever. How fucked are you?

  1. #21
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    There definitely is an expiry on a court judgement. It varies from place to place. Here it's 12 years for the judgement, and an enforcement order has a period of 1 year.
  2. #22
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    The best part about being nobody and having nothing to begin with, none of this kind of shit matters
  3. #23
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    i'd be pretty pissed at losing the money but it would only be a temporary inconvenience. i'd be really angry for a couple hours, would find some cash to get a couple 40's of 211 with, get drunk, and make peace with having lost a lot of money, and by payday i'll be fine.
  4. #24
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz The best part about being nobody and having nothing to begin with, none of this kind of shit matters

    nothing changes in this scenario except you lose a bunch of money, you retard. it's a solid negative.

    also, what i'd actually do first is ask for the manager. this kind of shit doesn't just happen.
  5. #25
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib nothing changes in this scenario except you lose a bunch of money, you retard. it's a solid negative.

    also, what i'd actually do first is ask for the manager. this kind of shit doesn't just happen.

    Relying on something like that for any length of time and assuming this isn't a likely scenario would be quite silly.
  6. #26
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Relying on something like that for any length of time and assuming this isn't a likely scenario would be quite silly.

    relying on your bank account to not disappear at random? that's pretty normal.
  7. #27
    Technologist victim of incest
    Not fucked at all. My money isn’t in my bank accounts.
  8. #28
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib relying on your bank account to not disappear at random? that's pretty normal.

    I'm not the type of person to do it, but over the years, I have come across a plethora of ways to drain someone's bank account or misuse/tamper with their funding. People should know this by default. Then there's the banks themselves, many of which had fucked people over with over-draft protection fees and such, and refused to cancel overdraft protection when customers had asked them to.

    Basically, money in a bank account could be used to order things or pay some bills, but having much more than that there is silly. They're federally insured up to 250,000 (some of them) but that doesn't mean it won't be a pain in the ass to get the money back if something happens, or not get it back at all.

    Ton of great ways to scam banks regarding all this though, seen it in person. If anything, people should be fucking the banks on a more regular basis rather than the other way around. It's ridiculously easy to do.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I'm not the type of person to do it, but over the years, I have come across a plethora of ways to drain someone's bank account or misuse/tamper with their funding. People should know this by default. Then there's the banks themselves, many of which had fucked people over with over-draft protection fees and such, and refused to cancel overdraft protection when customers had asked them to.

    Basically, money in a bank account could be used to order things or pay some bills, but having much more than that there is silly. They're federally insured up to 250,000 (some of them) but that doesn't mean it won't be a pain in the ass to get the money back if something happens, or not get it back at all.

    Ton of great ways to scam banks regarding all this though, seen it in person. If anything, people should be fucking the banks on a more regular basis rather than the other way around. It's ridiculously easy to do.

    No its not.
  10. #30
    I would come back with a gun and kill everyone inside
  11. #31
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I would come back with a gun and kill everyone inside

    fucking based
  12. #32
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    I'd be pretty fucked.
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Once the banks and the power grid goes down, you'll have to resort to eating people. You'll be so hungry, you'd eat tree bark.
  14. #34
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Once the banks and the power grid goes down, you'll have to resort to eating people. You'll be so hungry, you'd eat tree bark.

    Wouldn't be the first time.
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The fat people will be eyed very early on in the famine.
  16. #36
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung No its not.

    Kill yourself pedo faggot
  17. #37
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly/2020/02/24/wells-fargo-forced-to-pay-3-billion-for-the-banks-fake-account-scandal/#7f1bcb8142d2

    Deception reared its ugly head when Wells Fargo employees then created millions of savings and checking accounts for customers without their knowledge or approval.

    4th largest bank in the US and they keep doing shit like this.

    No wonder hitler did what he did in 1933. 1913 and 1933 faggots

    EDIT:
    Employees were accused of creating fraudulent checking and savings accounts by moving money out of existing accounts into the new ones. This was made possible by “pinning”—a process in which the customers PIN number was set to “0000,” so that bankers could readily control their clients’ accounts and keep them in the dark.

    Eventually, many of the bank’s customers noticed and questioned the fees on accounts they didn’t request or realize that they owned. The avalanche of complaints drew the attention of regulatory agencies.


    I want to do some really satanic shit to these people.
  18. #38
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Once the banks and the power grid goes down, you'll have to resort to eating people. You'll be so hungry, you'd eat tree bark.

    That's the good thing about practicing. Practice makes perfect, so that when you really need those skills, you'll be ready.
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz That's the good thing about practicing. Practice makes perfect, so that when you really need those skills, you'll be ready.

    Best thing to get is one of those big ass iron pots. A cauldron. Then you just boil them whole and strip the bones easily. Add some carrot, celery, salt, a little pepper. Just like Momma used to make.
  20. #40
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Best thing to get is one of those big ass iron pots. A cauldron. Then you just boil them whole and strip the bones easily. Add some carrot, celery, salt, a little pepper. Just like Momma used to make.

    One way to sanitize the water, also. These scared faggots here bought all the spring water in the store cause they're all panicking
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