A shit... 'Fucking' service? Give a better description of what this 'service' entails, please... Ive had the idea of starting a small business, services that would provided the customer revenge to friends/neighbors/enemies by way of packaging up shit and providing choices ranging from shitty diapers, cat shit, dog shit, horse shit.. Hell, Ive had this idea a long time, so back in the day when I had swine (which would be a particularly nice touch for those enemies of the Islamic faith), ducks, chickens, turkey, geese, goats, and cows, to provide those choices of feces that could be arranged to be mailed third party to the person of your choice. Some of the shit these days would have to be outsourced, but I dont Think it would be too hard, unless we are talking about elephant shit, but even that, for the right price, could be sourced relatively easy. From my experience of having my son, Ive changed many a diaper and said 'OMG, I know people who would pay 60$ for this to be placed in the mail box of their sworn enemy!' being stoned while discussing this venture with friwnds, I believe it was §m£ÂgØL who suggested, for the shitty diaper side of the business, that to create specific types of shit, or to achieve a specific color, that so all shipments are as fresh (or rank as fuck, if desired- aged shit diapers might cost more depending on how long and the desired constancy) be manipulated by feeding my child specific foods to achieve the desired grossness the customer desires his enemy to receive. Ah, too bad I never put this idea into action... I could be filthy (lol) fucking rich right now.
