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  1. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein One of my patients son came up here I guess he’s a farmer or something but he brought us up fresh pears.. 🍐

    Nigga.. I’ve never in my life tasted a pear so sweet.. it’s like it’s literally straight outta the garden of eden..

    Cotttdamn 💖

    Pears you get commercially are usually artificially ripened inside a cool store, for logistics purposes. They won't survive long if you pick them straight off the branch but they do taste really good.
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    I didn’t know rabbitweed.... it’s literally sinfully delicious...
  3. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I didn’t know rabbitweed…. it’s literally sinfully delicious…

    Yeah yeah that's what I mean. If you just take them off the branch and eat them they'll taste better.

    But you're not going to be able to transport them long distance to distribution centers that way.

    Which is why when you got the supermarket they're OK but not great.
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  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Tyrone came back begging for his job back. Said he has 12 kids. Lulz. I know he doesn't pay child support for any of them but he has good weed

    Apparently hes fucking hikis mom
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah yeah that's what I mean. If you just take them off the branch and eat them they'll taste better.

    But you're not going to be able to transport them long distance to distribution centers that way.

    Which is why when you got the supermarket they're OK but not great.


    I’m convinced super markets suck now.. because I feel like I’ve eaten a real pear for the first time in my life lol
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Vibez



    💖
  7. CandyRein Black Hole


    When I’m in the jungle I need a Queen, I’mma King.. imma Lion

    When you not stressing me, I can move in the jungle ...focusedly......
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  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head that looks like DTE

    Right. It's funny u would put some half pint mexican 'dominating' a red haired women & correlate it with me. Dreams & things. 😜
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  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Post my picture.
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Thass right. Whore that never fucked w u, sloppy irate NERD.
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao nerds
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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    due to wuhan please do not accept food from other civilians
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    🙄
  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm 🙄

    civilian you need to come with me for decontamination
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chit.. we was banging them joints ..
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  16. Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head idk i just see a red haired whore and instantly think of you
  17. Whores itt lmao

    I don't get why they have to be so damn trashy tho
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Complains Candyland has too many post ...

    Itt posts in candyland continuously
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    11:11

    My magic time 💖
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    How about you bend over while I commit harry carry on your gluteus ghosty..
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