2020-10-21 at 5:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
I'm sure it couldn't be any worse than refried beans, salty tears, & dick juice. Stupid.
😂😭🤣
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2020-10-21 at 6:06 AM UTC
Goddamn does Tyrone smell
2020-10-21 at 6:30 AM UTC
Stanley!
Stanley!
What’ve you done to your hair Stanley?!
Stanley!!
Stanley!!!!!
Don’t you think you’ve taken this too far ?!
Stanley?!
Stanley!!
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2020-10-21 at 6:37 AM UTC
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"
This will be the last package I ever send your ass!!
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
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2020-10-21 at 6:37 AM UTC
This’ll be the last package I ever send your ass!
😭
2020-10-21 at 6:38 AM UTC
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2020-10-21 at 7:27 AM UTC
Hey Candy. It’s been awhile. How have things been going? Have you guys gotten any snow yet?
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2020-10-21 at 11:44 PM UTC
One of my patients son came up here I guess he’s a farmer or something but he brought us up fresh pears.. 🍐
Nigga.. I’ve never in my life tasted a pear so sweet.. it’s like it’s literally straight outta the garden of eden..
Cotttdamn 💖
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2020-10-21 at 11:52 PM UTC
Tyrone came back begging for his job back. Said he has 12 kids. Lulz. I know he doesn't pay child support for any of them but he has good weed
