2020-07-19 at 5:02 PM UTC
No one with a girlfriend or a sexlife outside of masturbation would search such a thing...
2020-07-19 at 5:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
No one with a girlfriend or a sexlife outside of masturbation would search such a thing…
facts
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2020-07-19 at 5:07 PM UTC
That’s from multiple pages back .. are you alright kid?
2020-07-19 at 5:28 PM UTC
Lmao not you ghosty..
I’m talking about imaginary girlfriend man up there lol
2020-07-19 at 5:31 PM UTC
Yeah he has never once talked about getting sexy with a woman. Pretty suspicious if you ask me
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2020-07-19 at 5:33 PM UTC
He sure loves a BBC tho..
2020-07-19 at 5:39 PM UTC
Yo Grylls how tall is your gf?
2020-07-19 at 5:41 PM UTC
I'm going out with this girl who is about the same height as me (6ft) but her legs are insane. I can't deal with short girls lol. You know they had some kind of malnutrition or something going on as a child and I think it effects their brain. No offense if your gf is short or something tho, it's just something I've noticed about short girls in general.
2020-07-19 at 5:41 PM UTC
He’s never once had a woman in his vicinity besides mommy from what I see..
It’s always someone from online he’s supposedly gonna meet..🤣
2020-07-19 at 6:03 PM UTC
I’m fat because your girlfriend is a 6ft tall burrito?
😭
I’m not getting any complaints from those that matter to me ;)
2020-07-19 at 6:08 PM UTC
Tl/dr
Add it to your memoirs of hitch hiking to get cucked then chucked lol