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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    No one with a girlfriend or a sexlife outside of masturbation would search such a thing...
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ Thank you m8. It can never be duplicated. Got eeeeeeeeeeeemmmm

    Lol
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein No one with a girlfriend or a sexlife outside of masturbation would search such a thing…

    facts
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s from multiple pages back .. are you alright kid?
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by CandyRein That’s from multiple pages back .. are you alright kid?

    I can't keep up with this thread. When I check it i'm always like 30 pages behind
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao not you ghosty..

    I’m talking about imaginary girlfriend man up there lol
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah he has never once talked about getting sexy with a woman. Pretty suspicious if you ask me
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    He sure loves a BBC tho..
  9. Yo Grylls how tall is your gf?
  10. I'm going out with this girl who is about the same height as me (6ft) but her legs are insane. I can't deal with short girls lol. You know they had some kind of malnutrition or something going on as a child and I think it effects their brain. No offense if your gf is short or something tho, it's just something I've noticed about short girls in general.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    He’s never once had a woman in his vicinity besides mommy from what I see..

    It’s always someone from online he’s supposedly gonna meet..🤣
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm going out with this girl who is about the same height as me (6ft) but her legs are insane. I can't deal with short girls lol. You know they had some kind of malnutrition or something going on as a child and I think it effects their brain. No offense if your gf is short or something tho, it's just something I've noticed about short girls in general.

    Talking out your ass again lol...
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yo Grylls how tall is your gf?

    how tall is yours oh wait you never had one and are a homosex virgin
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how tall is yours oh wait you never had one and are a homosex virgin

    She's 6ft like me.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole



    That is one gigantic burrito, where’d y’all meet?
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    😂😭
  17. This is why you're fat.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m fat because your girlfriend is a 6ft tall burrito?
    😭

    I’m not getting any complaints from those that matter to me ;)
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein I’m fat because your girlfriend is a 6ft tall burrito?
    😭

    I’m not getting any complaints from those that matter to me ;)

    You posted that, not me. My girlfriend is Polish anyway. Find a 6ft kielbasa or something.

    I don't really care what 'those who matter' say. I'm just telling you what I see.
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Tl/dr

    Add it to your memoirs of hitch hiking to get cucked then chucked lol
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