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2020-05-29 at 6:30 AM UTCSmash with a spiked fucking bat ~ insert user
Boink ~ """""""""""""""""""""""""
Marry and cannon out of the wretched womb ~ """"""""""""""""
Slit the throat and gut the goat and stuff ~ insert user name into the goat and bbq on the 4th of july for all the fam
Cuddle with it like and kitty and take all sorts of sexual position pics for instagram...
Pass the loser on the right, high stick the one in the middle, and land a touchdown on space mountain with...
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2020-05-29 at 6:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dregs Maybe WE and any other niggas here should go out in the field and scientifacally(whatever spelling it is)test to it for oursleves
Will need your field of bunnies rented out for some time as low price I hope. I will build the conveyor belt I might just need some spics to help me out a lil bit. Not in my ass…them doing the building and me supervising that is
Than we can find out the TRUTH.
No spics allowed. Blacks and whites only. We will have
5 head blacks
400 servant blacks - 80 per head black
The servant blacks will be the minions for their respective head black
And then we'll have 32,000 peon whites that will do all the work. All the tending to the bunnies, picking their shit up, feeding them carrots and other related bunny foods, and playing with them continuously.
Each of the 400 servant blacks will be in charge of 80 of their own peon whites.
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2020-05-29 at 1:48 PM UTCHappy Friday love. This week sure went fast, didnโt it?
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2020-05-29 at 1:49 PM UTCDay 2 ;)
*rolls spliff*
*goes on morning walk*
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2020-05-29 at 1:50 PM UTCRejection drives a man insane huh creep lol
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2020-05-29 at 2:57 PM UTC
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2020-05-29 at 3:03 PM UTCStfu faghot
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2020-05-29 at 3:04 PM UTCStfu faghot
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2020-05-29 at 3:16 PM UTCNo u stfu faghot
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2020-05-29 at 3:26 PM UTCOpen the shit down foghat.
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2020-05-29 at 5:29 PM UTC*tokes*
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2020-05-29 at 5:38 PM UTCGood afternoon Shakwanda. I am out of eggs again so I am going to the grocery store. I will open the box before I purchase them to make sure they are undamaged. I will also buy water. Water is good for when you are thirsty.
I will text you soon, but if you text me first it is ok. x -
2020-05-29 at 5:38 PM UTCHAPPY Learn About Composting Day Candy! Just spare us all the details of what you learned on the JOB later.
Even though I like to talk a lot about shit and talk a lot of shit.
Oh sorry about your brother George...or whatever his name is. The Black Panther everyone keeps talking about
On another note...not NOT direct family a couple cousins removed from me recently learned he was over 50% African American he be, his parents be totally white but his grandparents things get a lil chocolate sundaeish. No bullshit Candy
So down the line I might be one of your cousins...probably like 40-50 times removed so...all these years we've had an INCESTUOUS THANG going on and I'm cool with it. BUT WILL YOU BE IF YOU GET PREGNANT WITH OUR KID? ALSO I WON'T GIVE THE DICK IF YOU ARE!.
Thanks for listening to my thoughts right now...and as a slightly black man it seems we run those feels deeper than a Pisces nightmare
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2020-05-29 at 5:42 PM UTCI digg you Johnny.. but I got to like the 3rd sentence and I just kinda checked out
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2020-05-29 at 5:44 PM UTCI went on a bit of tangent huh? well had several coca colas this morning and just getting into my whisky. So kinda bipolarish right now
I will try to respond in TREE sentences are less but as time goes on today that will be most CHALLENGING. i didn't google how to spell challenging honest.