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  1. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Smash with a spiked fucking bat ~ insert user
    Boink ~ """""""""""""""""""""""""
    Marry and cannon out of the wretched womb ~ """"""""""""""""
    Slit the throat and gut the goat and stuff ~ insert user name into the goat and bbq on the 4th of july for all the fam
    Cuddle with it like and kitty and take all sorts of sexual position pics for instagram...
    Pass the loser on the right, high stick the one in the middle, and land a touchdown on space mountain with...

    I know this shit is whats on Candy's pic
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs Maybe WE and any other niggas here should go out in the field and scientifacally(whatever spelling it is)test to it for oursleves

    Will need your field of bunnies rented out for some time as low price I hope. I will build the conveyor belt I might just need some spics to help me out a lil bit. Not in my ass…them doing the building and me supervising that is

    Than we can find out the TRUTH.

    No spics allowed. Blacks and whites only. We will have

    5 head blacks
    400 servant blacks - 80 per head black

    The servant blacks will be the minions for their respective head black

    And then we'll have 32,000 peon whites that will do all the work. All the tending to the bunnies, picking their shit up, feeding them carrots and other related bunny foods, and playing with them continuously.

    Each of the 400 servant blacks will be in charge of 80 of their own peon whites.

    The conveyer belt can be made out of spic skin though, I will allow that.
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  3. G African Astronaut
  4. Originally posted by mmQ I associate bongs with new teenage weed smokers. They have the lungs for it. I dont anymore.

    Bongs are great man. A little bubbler even. Little hits. So much smoother.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ This is the part where Starr goes to bed but also stays up posting with us at the same time. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜

    Not that time ๐Ÿ˜‹
  6. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Happy Friday love. This week sure went fast, didnโ€™t it?
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Day 2 ;)

    *rolls spliff*
    *goes on morning walk*

    ๐Ÿ’–
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Happy Friday love. This week sure went fast, didnโ€™t it?

    Happy Friday bubbee!๐Ÿ’–
    It sure did luv :)
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  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Happy Friday love. This week sure went fast, didnโ€™t it?

    Happy Friday hun. Yes this week went so fast, I'm at the grocery store right now buying eggs. I will text you to let you know how many eggs I bought.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Rejection drives a man insane huh creep lol
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Friday Vibez::



    ๐Ÿ’–

    :)
  12. Stfu faghot
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Stfu faghot
  14. No u stfu faghot
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Open the shit down foghat.
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokes*
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Good afternoon Shakwanda. I am out of eggs again so I am going to the grocery store. I will open the box before I purchase them to make sure they are undamaged. I will also buy water. Water is good for when you are thirsty.

    I will text you soon, but if you text me first it is ok. x
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    HAPPY Learn About Composting Day Candy! Just spare us all the details of what you learned on the JOB later.

    Even though I like to talk a lot about shit and talk a lot of shit.

    Oh sorry about your brother George...or whatever his name is. The Black Panther everyone keeps talking about

    On another note...not NOT direct family a couple cousins removed from me recently learned he was over 50% African American he be, his parents be totally white but his grandparents things get a lil chocolate sundaeish. No bullshit Candy

    So down the line I might be one of your cousins...probably like 40-50 times removed so...all these years we've had an INCESTUOUS THANG going on and I'm cool with it. BUT WILL YOU BE IF YOU GET PREGNANT WITH OUR KID? ALSO I WON'T GIVE THE DICK IF YOU ARE!.

    Thanks for listening to my thoughts right now...and as a slightly black man it seems we run those feels deeper than a Pisces nightmare

    Deal with that real shit.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    I digg you Johnny.. but I got to like the 3rd sentence and I just kinda checked out

    Itโ€™s notning but love doe..โค๏ธ
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  20. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    I went on a bit of tangent huh? well had several coca colas this morning and just getting into my whisky. So kinda bipolarish right now

    I will try to respond in TREE sentences are less but as time goes on today that will be most CHALLENGING. i didn't google how to spell challenging honest.
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