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  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    ^Me as of today
  2. #2
    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    me jelly
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by STER0S me jelly

    I'm almost jelly of myself TBH
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    You weren't one already??
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You weren't one already??

    No, I was previously a premiere client. Jelly?
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    lol

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/kotlikoff/2016/03/18/jp-morgan-chase-the-true-story-of-americas-most-corrupt-bank/#65337d4e43cf
  7. #7
    all jéws and their jéwish collaborators ....
  8. #8
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    It's probably for people looking to have genetically manipulated offspring.
  9. #9
    Technologist motherfucker
    Big whoop, I have a private financial advisor. You aren’t special, but we already knew that.
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine being too stupid to manage your own investments Lengthy Members Ravishing my Anus! Ow!
  11. #11
    Octavian victim of incest
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Me as of today


    The apiration of all narcissists, to tell a forum full of junkie retards they have an investment portfolio.

    I bet you tell everyone you see that.

    Go get yourself a reservation at the fucking Dorsia you faggot.
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    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    He also has a boat
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist Big whoop, I have a private financial advisor. You aren’t special, but we already knew that.

    Not the same as being a private client sorry.
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian The apiration of all narcissists, to tell a forum full of junkie retards they have an investment portfolio.

    I bet you tell everyone you see that.

    Go get yourself a reservation at the fucking Dorsia you faggot.

    Jelly
  15. #15
    Octavian victim of incest
    Why not do execution only and save yourself paying commission to some wanker.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    werent you talking about getting an inheritance? If this has to do with that and you decided to go cringebrag to this site you should definitely do whatever you can to end your life as quickly as possible
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    You jelly?
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo werent you talking about getting an inheritance? If this has to do with that and you decided to go cringebrag to this site you should definitely do whatever you can to end your life as quickly as possible

    Jelly LOL
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    Octavian victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sudo werent you talking about getting an inheritance? If this has to do with that and you decided to go cringebrag to this site you should definitely do whatever you can to end your life as quickly as possible



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Jelly LOL

    HAHAHAHAHA he did! Well observed Sudo. He's not even self made.

    Victimus Feard'th Annoucedus.
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian HAHAHAHAHA he did! Well observed Sudo. He's not even self made.

    Victimus Feard'th Annoucedus.

    Jelly LOL
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