J.P. Morgan Financial Private Client

1. 2020-02-11 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   ^Me as of today
2. 2020-02-11 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   me jelly
3. 2020-02-11 at 4:20 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by STER0S me jelly

   
   I'm almost jelly of myself TBH
4. 2020-02-11 at 4:21 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You weren't one already??
5. 2020-02-11 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You weren't one already??

   
   No, I was previously a premiere client. Jelly?
6. 2020-02-11 at 4:48 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   lol
   
   https://www.forbes.com/sites/kotlikoff/2016/03/18/jp-morgan-chase-the-true-story-of-americas-most-corrupt-bank/#65337d4e43cf
7. 2020-02-11 at 5:45 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   all jéws and their jéwish collaborators ....
8. 2020-02-11 at 10:56 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   It's probably for people looking to have genetically manipulated offspring.
9. 2020-02-11 at 11:22 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Big whoop, I have a private financial advisor. You aren’t special, but we already knew that.
10. 2020-02-11 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Imagine being too stupid to manage your own investments lmrao
11. 2020-02-11 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Me as of today

    
    
    The apiration of all narcissists, to tell a forum full of junkie retards they have an investment portfolio.
    
    I bet you tell everyone you see that.
    
    Go get yourself a reservation at the fucking Dorsia you faggot.
12. 2020-02-11 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He also has a boat
13. 2020-02-11 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Big whoop, I have a private financial advisor. You aren’t special, but we already knew that.

    
    Not the same as being a private client sorry.
14. 2020-02-11 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian The apiration of all narcissists, to tell a forum full of junkie retards they have an investment portfolio.
    
    I bet you tell everyone you see that.
    
    Go get yourself a reservation at the fucking Dorsia you faggot.

    
    Jelly
15. 2020-02-11 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Why not do execution only and save yourself paying commission to some wanker.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cigreting
16. 2020-02-11 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    werent you talking about getting an inheritance? If this has to do with that and you decided to go cringebrag to this site you should definitely do whatever you can to end your life as quickly as possible
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian
17. 2020-02-11 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You jelly?
18. 2020-02-11 at 4:45 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo werent you talking about getting an inheritance? If this has to do with that and you decided to go cringebrag to this site you should definitely do whatever you can to end your life as quickly as possible

    
    Jelly LOL
19. 2020-02-11 at 4:52 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Sudo werent you talking about getting an inheritance? If this has to do with that and you decided to go cringebrag to this site you should definitely do whatever you can to end your life as quickly as possible

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Jelly LOL

    
    HAHAHAHAHA he did! Well observed Sudo. He's not even self made.
    
    Victimus Feard'th Annoucedus.
20. 2020-02-11 at 4:55 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian HAHAHAHAHA he did! Well observed Sudo. He's not even self made.
    
    Victimus Feard'th Annoucedus.

    
    Jelly LOL