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Poll: Should I buy her a lexus?

  • Yes
    27.8%
  • No
    72.2%

My girlfriend asked for a lexus for christmas

  1. #1
    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Should I get it for her?
  2. #2
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    get her a happy meal instead
  3. #3
    cigreting African Astronaut
    What a materialistic whore. Tell her to buy it herself
  4. #4
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you shoulda keeeeeeeld huh when u had da chans wound eye
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    get her a Toyota Tacoma
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    find her a stripper named lexus
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  7. #7
    sure.



    now tell us about your boyfriemd.
  8. #8
    mmQ victim of incest
    Does she deserve one?
  9. #9
    likesmice Yung Blood
    You obviously don't know a THING about women...

    No reasonable woman would seriously ask for a "Lexus" for Christmas in FEBRUARY without elaborating on what exactly she means by a "Lexus" (i.e. the model, year, color, special features, etc). If she did go into detail, however, then yes you should start making plans to buy her the one she wants. If you can't afford it, then confront her about it, so there's no disappointments and mistrust.
  10. #10
    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    U don't have a girlfriend, dingus
  11. #11
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hey, what the hell??? i bet he really does!
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  12. #12
    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by A College Professor hey, what the hell??? i bet he really does!

    Kek! Source?
  13. #13
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    littel saporty said hes dating a mom of one of the members here ( oooh, very jiucy littel saporty! ) and hes going to vote for scott weiner
  14. #14
    Lanny creature of the mesothelioma era
    Originally posted by mmQ Does she deserve one?

    Like your mom deserves my penis (very much, she's a nice lady in need of a good time)

    Originally posted by likesmice You obviously don't know a THING about women…

    No reasonable woman would seriously ask for a "Lexus" for Christmas in FEBRUARY without elaborating on what exactly she means by a "Lexus" (i.e. the model, year, color, special features, etc). If she did go into detail, however, then yes you should start making plans to buy her the one she wants. If you can't afford it, then confront her about it, so there's no disappointments and mistrust.

    Yes, this situation clearly shows I don't know the first thing about women
  15. #15
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Lanny Like your mom deserves my penis (very much, she's a nice lady in need of a good time)

    I disagree.
  16. #16
    SPLAT Yung Blood
    How is all of this still not public knowledge.... you people are terrible detectives.
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  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    THE AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN CONTACTED and they are sending an emergency apparatus to lil sportys house to assist him in his time of need
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Dark Matter (banned)
    If I knew where Lanny lived I would stalk him or her
  19. #19
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i would feed him pancakes and various vegetables and sausages, fattening him up and he would be my little pig
  20. #20
    Octavian victim of incest
    Slap her then get a Fiat Punto.
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