2020-02-07 at 3:05 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
get her a happy meal instead
2020-02-07 at 3:12 AM UTC
What a materialistic whore. Tell her to buy it herself
2020-02-07 at 3:17 AM UTC
you shoulda keeeeeeeld huh when u had da chans wound eye
2020-02-07 at 4:18 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
find her a stripper named lexus
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2020-02-07 at 5:14 AM UTC
You obviously don't know a THING about women...
No reasonable woman would seriously ask for a "Lexus" for Christmas in FEBRUARY without elaborating on what exactly she means by a "Lexus" (i.e. the model, year, color, special features, etc). If she did go into detail, however, then yes you should start making plans to buy her the one she wants. If you can't afford it, then confront her about it, so there's no disappointments and mistrust.
2020-02-07 at 5:15 AM UTC
U don't have a girlfriend, dingus
2020-02-07 at 5:16 AM UTC
hey, what the hell??? i bet he really does!
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2020-02-07 at 5:24 AM UTC
littel saporty said hes dating a mom of one of the members here ( oooh, very jiucy littel saporty! ) and hes going to vote for scott weiner
2020-02-07 at 6:17 AM UTC
How is all of this still not public knowledge.... you people are terrible detectives.
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2020-02-07 at 6:27 AM UTC
THE AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN CONTACTED and they are sending an emergency apparatus to lil sportys house to assist him in his time of need
2020-02-07 at 9:37 AM UTC
If I knew where Lanny lived I would stalk him or her
2020-02-07 at 9:43 AM UTC
i would feed him pancakes and various vegetables and sausages, fattening him up and he would be my little pig
2020-02-07 at 9:57 AM UTC
Slap her then get a Fiat Punto.
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