Wuhan Coronavirus 5 Day Hospital Canceled.

1. 2020-01-28 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What if they sneeze right on you?

   
   Say "bless you"
2. 2020-01-28 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I find the traditional handshake highly suspect. Who invents a greeting where two people mingle their sweaty palms together for a good ten seconds, to make sure the juices are well mixed? Depopulation experts, that's who.
3. 2020-01-28 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #23
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Next time they try to shake my hand at a job interview I'm gonna stare at them and say "are you trying to kill me"
4. 2020-01-28 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   What ever happened to the traditional nose rub? Or the wrist lock?
5. 2020-01-28 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Show me your dick, one of us
   Dancing with strippers on the bus
6. 2020-01-28 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I find the traditional handshake highly suspect. Who invents a greeting where two people mingle their sweaty palms together for a good ten seconds, to make sure the juices are well mixed? Depopulation experts, that's who.

   
   It was invented before people even knew germs existed..as was kissing and secks.
7. 2020-01-28 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Archaeological ruins and ancient texts show that handshaking – also known as dexiosis – was practiced in ancient Greece as far back as the 5th century BC; a depiction of two soldiers shaking hands can be found on part of a 5th-century BC funerary stele on display in the Pergamon Museum, Berlin (stele SK1708)[4] and other funerary steles like the one of the 4th century BC which depicts Thraseas and his wife Euandria handshaking.[5] The handshake is believed by some to have originated as a gesture of peace by demonstrating that the hand holds no weapon.[6][7][8] Meanwhile, Muslim scholars tell that custom of handshaking was introduced by the people of Yemen.[9]
8. 2020-01-28 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #28
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Handshakes are homosexual why are you trying to touch me weirdo
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9. 2020-01-28 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   the aura of Zedong is almost fully blossomed. soon he will control all. chinks are fucked. the rest of us will live because of Trump
10. 2020-01-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #30
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Fistbumps have saved millions of lives.
11. 2020-01-28 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    That disease has probably come from Mao's corpse. He's been rotting in that hall for nearly half a century.
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12. 2020-01-28 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #32
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Fistbumps have saved millions of lives.

    
    Touching the tips of penises is more cleanly since they are mostly behind pants. You use hands for everything
13. 2020-01-28 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Someone saved his prostate and put it at the top of the Great Wall
14. 2020-01-28 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The elbow bump is an informal greeting where two people touch elbows. Interest in this greeting was renewed during the avian flu scare of 2006 and the 2009 swine flu outbreak, and the Ebola outbreak of 2014 when health officials supported its use to reduce the spread of germs.
    
    
15. 2020-01-28 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The elbow bump is an informal greeting where two people touch elbows. Interest in this greeting was renewed during the avian flu scare of 2006 and the 2009 swine flu outbreak, and the Ebola outbreak of 2014 when health officials supported its use to reduce the spread of germs.
    
    

    
    Elbow juices doe.
16. 2020-01-28 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Touching the tips of penises is more cleanly since they are mostly behind pants. You use hands for everything

    
    How would a woman and man greet each other then... ohhhhhh.
17. 2020-01-28 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #37
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Tongue to penis
18. 2020-01-28 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pinch each other's nipples?
19. 2020-01-28 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #39
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I'm getting mine surgically removed
20. 2020-01-28 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL How would a woman and man greet each other then… ohhhhhh.

    
    tip on clit.