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Our power got cut off

  1. Originally posted by -SpectraL They use Smart Meters in Canada. That's how the connects and disconnects and meter reads are done. No service technician actually goes to the property, except maybe to request payment of outstanding dues.

    https://www.hydroone.com/rates-and-billing/meters/smart-meters
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_meter

    oh,

    https://www.zdnet.com/article/smart-meter-hacking-tool-released/
  2. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats why im figuring how to steal it without getting caught.

    Bribe the manager.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny https://www.zdnet.com/article/smart-meter-hacking-tool-released/

    Wouldn't recommend it. The thieves over the utility could construe that as a domestic terrorist attack on the power grid and bring in the feds for indictments.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nobody knows she's a transgender.



    I flipped the thing and it's still dead



    Youre an idiot if you think water and electricity isn't dangerous

    Your a bigger idiot if you think that's what I wrote.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they normally cut power by taking off the main fuse on or nesr your meter.

    get a jumper in there and you'll be fine.

    The thought of you trying that always ends up like this no matter how many times a I run it through my head.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Weeeel gonts looks like I'm being gang ztalkered

    They cut off the power because I was $50 short on the bill. On a Sunday. I got my dad to send $50 and now they want another fee to hook it back up, $60. So now I owe a bunch of people money and they said they can't even hook it up until Tuesday

    Pretty obvious this is just some government bullshit to try and make me go insane and stab people so they can lock me up. It's working, I am done with this gay fuck earth.

    I live in an apartment and it's winter time so now it's cold as fuck. The pipes are gone a freeze and burst and flood. It should be illegal to cut off power it's a God damn fire hazard.

    Last time the government fucked with my power it caused my meth lab to explode. They tried to charge with me with arson but I could prove in a court of law that my legal lab had an accident caused by a electrical glitch when they yoinked my power.

    Also I find it funny how as soon as corona virus hits Toronto they cut my power to make me go outside, get infected so they can quarantine me.

  7. Time to get a job.
  8. They cut it off at 8am yesterday and turned it back on at 8am today.

    Rude!
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    how cold did it get
  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    You should still go to the government for help with your arrears.
  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by A College Professor how cold did it get

    Canadians don't feel the cold the way people do.
  12. 19 celcius, I have had the heat cranked on 26 since I got home i'm sweating now!
  13. Perhaps a box of $46 doughnuts would help
  14. I could have paid my damn power bill with that!
  15. In the future , when there are 3 factions, most will have to make their own power. Just good old boys never paying power bills
  16. Electricity is for the weak anyway. Mankind has survived for most of it's history without harnessing it. You should have looked upon it as an opportunity to bond with your ancient ancestors.
  17. I got back from meeting with my worker. I think I might have fucked up I told them about a job I never reported income for.

    It's all coming apart and it's all my fault!
  18. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I got back from meeting with my worker. I think I might have fucked up I told them about a job I never reported income for.

    It's all coming apart and it's all my fault!

    Deny deny deny. Unless they have it in (your) writing, you never said it.
  19. I signed it lol
  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I signed it lol

    sounds like you had low bloodsugar because you couldn't afford $46 doughnuts...or claim temporary insanity due to a night without electricity.
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